aN: hay alll my peeps otu tehere! Im sory that i haevnt updtaed teh ammazignes taht iz rover, btu i wuz gronded bcuz i ayte my othre jerble. lAst simester i wuz donig reel goood so my momny let me gte anuther jrebel hre naem wus SimenPEenut. i cudnt choos wich 1 so i namde her both. sHE did nott tayst liek deleshuz. i wissh i cud haev had a pupy. At skol i lerned taht wen peeepz takl in storyst hat thye puhs the etner buten so i am doigm taht so it loks preddie. i ama bad giurl. thsi isa nawdy storie. i aslo lernd at skol abowt stuf liek in wat hapens in this stroy. it shud be ratted pg13 or maybe pg14 or mabye pg15. i am 13 so it is ok fro me to reed thsi unles its raded pg14. thne i cant.

'isnurt peace 1 n2 peece b." red hagred. he hda a book wthi stuf in it taht told him howt o put toghter a majek cloiurck.

'dats wut she sed.' sed nevulle.

"no hahah dats wut he sed wink win"k. sed hargred.

'omgz haha' sed nevulle

'lmoa u silleiz."

'letz sex"' sed nevulel."kk!1' screemd hagrde.

Then tehy ddid.

"w00t. Dat wuz cool.' Sed hagred.

'yepperz.'" Sed neviulle. his butt herted. TEH END!!!!!

see wat i meen. The enter talkie tihng wroks! THis ficcy is all preddy cuz of it. i reely liekd this sotry eventhoh it didnt haev Rovrrt or hArhry or Ardne. thiz is becuz rover adn hary and aredn aer maed only 4 eech othr adn not 4 hagerd adn nevitele.

PS. i am haff way throo teh fist HP book adn I haff sum trubbel undrestanadng wat is hapening. it has lotsa werds i dont no. Wut is a hedwig?? i thot al wigs wnet on teh hed but thehy keeep takling abot birds. and i am sad taht Ruver is mnot in iit. i do not liek to reed. it maeks my brian hert. if u didnt reed my otehr stoyr. go reed it5!!!! itas reely good.