Mario goes into the first level...where he's in bob-omb field...
Mario's thoughts: Alright, I'm here...I've got to get up that mountain to defuse the Big Bob-omb...whats this? I'm wabling around like
I'm drunk..oh no...a new user has the controler! Shit! What's he doing to me? I'm going up to that goomba, I have to punch him or hop
on him....OOF! I can't believe this! This jerk just let me stand there while it attacked me! Oh no. Here it comes again. Press A or B!
The A or B button! A! B! No...not the Z button...OOOOF! Aww crap. Just ignore it! I've got to get that star from the Big Bob-omb...oh
man, here he goes again! YES! He pressed the A button at the right moment! It's dead! Alright. I'm going up the bridge and I swerve
to avoid the goomba. What? It's FOLLOWING me! I fall off of the bridge and now and it ignores me. I walk around the bridge and
go up it again. This time the goomba ignores me again....thank you God! Alright, I'm walking down the field, through the rolling plains
and I see lots more goombas and stuff. Hey...hey buddy turn left-left dummy! LEFT! This way to the mountaintop. I'm going right and
oh no...a water bob-omb! Here it comes..of course...OOOOOF! I get hit. This time I'm actually moving by the water bob-ombs just in
time. Whoo hoo! Maybe this player has half a brain cell after all! I see a red coin and I snatch it. Cool! I've got more life back! Just
one more coin and I'll be good as new! I turn back and, go left finally, but..another water bob-omb! Move me faster damn you...yeah
that it...OOOOF! Damn! Nailed by its bounce! Here's another bob-omb, a black one, just like the sign back there told you about so
avoid him at all costs...crap. He saw me! What are you going to do now? He's coming at me...and he's pushing me off the cliff! MOVE!
He'll explode on me....YES! You let me LIVE thank you,thank you, thank you...get the coin...woo! one step closer to my former glory.
I'm going up the bridge again. And turning left...wait...he's reading the sign...after pressing the wrong buttons for a couple of times...yes
chain chomp..looks like he'll take about fifty bites out of me...run...let me run!!!!!! let me ruunnnnnnnnn!!!!! yes! I was run-ning....OOOF!
Right in the back. Thanks Chain Chomp. I was thinking about getting liposuction for my ass. You saved me a bundle. Alright, now keep
me running. I'm running over the tilting bridge, and I MADE IT! I'm turning to the four posts..what am I doing there? NO! TURN AROUND
you'll see lots of bob-ombs running around and a mountain. Go that direction...ok, done reading the sign. I pick up the box, after
jumping in place and pounding the ground WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH! I got it! NOW GET THOSE COINS!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH! I'm getting
them coins, and I'm gettin better. YES!...
END OF PART ONE!
Mario's thoughts: Alright, I'm here...I've got to get up that mountain to defuse the Big Bob-omb...whats this? I'm wabling around like
I'm drunk..oh no...a new user has the controler! Shit! What's he doing to me? I'm going up to that goomba, I have to punch him or hop
on him....OOF! I can't believe this! This jerk just let me stand there while it attacked me! Oh no. Here it comes again. Press A or B!
The A or B button! A! B! No...not the Z button...OOOOF! Aww crap. Just ignore it! I've got to get that star from the Big Bob-omb...oh
man, here he goes again! YES! He pressed the A button at the right moment! It's dead! Alright. I'm going up the bridge and I swerve
to avoid the goomba. What? It's FOLLOWING me! I fall off of the bridge and now and it ignores me. I walk around the bridge and
go up it again. This time the goomba ignores me again....thank you God! Alright, I'm walking down the field, through the rolling plains
and I see lots more goombas and stuff. Hey...hey buddy turn left-left dummy! LEFT! This way to the mountaintop. I'm going right and
oh no...a water bob-omb! Here it comes..of course...OOOOOF! I get hit. This time I'm actually moving by the water bob-ombs just in
time. Whoo hoo! Maybe this player has half a brain cell after all! I see a red coin and I snatch it. Cool! I've got more life back! Just
one more coin and I'll be good as new! I turn back and, go left finally, but..another water bob-omb! Move me faster damn you...yeah
that it...OOOOF! Damn! Nailed by its bounce! Here's another bob-omb, a black one, just like the sign back there told you about so
avoid him at all costs...crap. He saw me! What are you going to do now? He's coming at me...and he's pushing me off the cliff! MOVE!
He'll explode on me....YES! You let me LIVE thank you,thank you, thank you...get the coin...woo! one step closer to my former glory.
I'm going up the bridge again. And turning left...wait...he's reading the sign...after pressing the wrong buttons for a couple of times...yes
chain chomp..looks like he'll take about fifty bites out of me...run...let me run!!!!!! let me ruunnnnnnnnn!!!!! yes! I was run-ning....OOOF!
Right in the back. Thanks Chain Chomp. I was thinking about getting liposuction for my ass. You saved me a bundle. Alright, now keep
me running. I'm running over the tilting bridge, and I MADE IT! I'm turning to the four posts..what am I doing there? NO! TURN AROUND
you'll see lots of bob-ombs running around and a mountain. Go that direction...ok, done reading the sign. I pick up the box, after
jumping in place and pounding the ground WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH! I got it! NOW GET THOSE COINS!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH! I'm getting
them coins, and I'm gettin better. YES!...
END OF PART ONE!