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Raw

It was the main event on Raw. Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Jericho vs. Triple H. Eddie was down and out and Chris and Hunter were still going at it in the ring. Hunter managed to get the upper hand and was about to Pedigree Jericho, when.....

"Don't treat me like a woman."

The crowd went wild. "My God!" J.R. said in shock, "It can't be!"

"Don't treat me like a man."

A stunned Hunter let go of Jericho.

"Don't treat me like you know me."

Eddie woke up, then fainted again after hearing Chyna's music.

"Treat me for just who I am."

Chyna appeared at the top of the ramp. She walked calmly down to the ring, making sure to kick Eddie on the way. She slid into the ring and clotheslined Hunter. When he stood up, she came from behind with a low blow and slid out of the ring. This allowed Jericho to bulldog Hunter and do a lionsault. He went for the cover.

...1...2...3

"Winner and new WWF Champion, Chris Jericho!" Lillian Garcia announced.

Chyna smirked and then walked up the ramp. Chris Jericho stood in the ring holding his belt and looking at Chyna with a very confused expression on his face.

Backstage

"Chyna!"

Chyna turned around, smiling. debra ran up to her, Lita just a little way behind.

"Oh my God! That was awesome!"

"Such a huge reaction and only your first night back!"

"I am so glad to be back! You don't know how much I've missed the ring!"

Just then Chris came through the curtain. He threw Chyna a strange look, then kept going down the hallway.

"What's his problem?" Lita said. "You rescued him, he's the WWF Champion thanks to you, and all he can do is glare at you?"

"It's a shock. He'll get over it. Right now I want to go back to the hotel and get something to eat."

They headed towards the women's locker room. There were only two other people in there, Trish Stratus and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. When they walked in Stephanie glared at Chyna and walked out. Trish got up and gave Chyna a hug and welcomed her back.

Chyna invited Trish to come with them for dinner. Chyna and Trish packed their stuff up, while Lita went back to the Hardyz room to get hers, and Debra went to Stone Cold's. They all met in the parking lot and piled into Chyna's red PT-Cruiser. They stopped at the hotel first, then went to a nearby restaurant to eat.

They caught up on everything and when Molly Holly and Jacqueline walked in, they invited them over, too.

"Ok, this sounds really high school-like, but...let's have a sleepover!" Debra suggested.

"Yeah! Let's do that!" Everyone agreed on the idea.

They paid for everything and hurried back to the hotel. Chyna had the biggest room, so they went there.

"First and foremost..we need food!" Chyna announced.

"To the vending machines!!"

They all ran out of the room in their pajamas, holding money. They made a very loud group walking down the hallway. They were just coming back when they passed Stephanie, Ivory, and Stacy Keibler. They were yelling at Torrie Wilson, telling her to break up with Tajiri or be fired.

"Geeze you guys! Back off!" Chyna said loudly.

"Stay out of this Chyna! It's none of your business!" Stephanie retorted.

"Yeah? Well I'm making it my business!"

Stephanie looked like she was about to say something else, but noticed Trish, Lita, Molly, and Jacqueline behind Chyna. The three former Alliance Divas hurried off, muttering to themselves. Molly hurried forward and helped up Torrie, who had been sitting on the floor, crying.

"Why do you let them do that to you?" Molly asked softly.

"Because they're my friends."

"No they're not." Chyna said. "Stephanie is no one's friend. I learned that when she moved in and stole Hunter. And Stacy and Ivory? With friends like that, who needs enemies?"

"I guess you're right. I don't have any friends except for Tajiri." Torrie said softly.

Molly said excitedly. "You do now! Us! Come to our sleepover!"

"Sure, why not? It'll be fun!" Lita and Trish said together.

"Come on, I'll help you get your stuff!"

Molly took Torrie's key out of her hand, opened the door, and pulled her in, saying over her shoulder,

"We'll be there in a few minutes!"

When they had all settled in Chyna's room the conversation was immediately directed towards...boys.

"Hey Debra! How are things with Steve?" Chyna asked.

"Great! Ever since he left the Alliance, things have been much better. Oh and Lita, we all know you want Matt."

"What?! No I don't!" Lita started blushing.

"Yeah, ok. So, Trish, who's the man in your life now?"

"Nobody."

"She likes Jeff!" Lita yelled before being hit by a pillow.

"Shut up! You said you wouldn't tell anyone I like him!" Trish gasped and covered her mouth. Everyone laughed and promised her they wouldn't tell anybody, especially Jeff.

"Hey Molly!"" Lita called out in a sing song voice. "Who do you like?"

"Nobody, absolutely nobody." She started to blush furiously, which meant two things, she was lying and she liked somebody.

"We all saw they was you gasped when Raven got powerbombed tonight." Torrie, said laughing.

"Torrie!" Molly threw a pillow at her.

"Raven?! But you hated him when he was approaching you a year ago!" Chyna was laughing now.

"Well I..I like him, but I know he doesn't like me anymore, so there's no point."

Everyone just nodded and smiled. Raven hadn't been very quiet about how he felt when Molly had been put through a table at the hands of the Dudleyz on Smackdown. The Dudleyz limo looked like it had been in an accident.

Jacqueline knew she was next and had made herself busy eating the ice cream they had ordered from room service.

Chyna walked over and took the ice cream. Jacqueline looked up pleadinlgy. Chyna shook her head. Jacqueline swallowed the ice cream reluctantly.

"Ok Jackie, who is it?"

"A person?"

"Specify."

"A guy?"

"Farooq?"

Jackie shook her head.

"Bradshaw?"

Jackie looked down and suddenly became very interested in her hands.

"Bradshaw?!" Lita squealed in excitement. "That's it! We are establishing a matchmaking service right now! Ok, let's decide who's helping who!"

"Wait!" Jackie yelled. "We haven't asked Chyna yet. She looked over at Chyna with a sly smile.

"Yeah Chyna. Who is it?"

"Is it Chris?"

"No, actually, he and I are just good friends. He's pretending to be confused so no one knows we're already allies. We tried dating but we're better off friends."

"Eddie?"' Molly asked, innocently.

"Are you crazy? Hell no!!"

"Hunter?"

Chyna smiled sadly.

"No way."' Lita whispered.

"Look guys, just forget it. I know he's married to Stephanie and he could care less about me. I'm ok with that."

"They're getting a divorce Chyna."

"Really?! Why?"

"No one knows. they just announced it a week before you got back."

"Oh."" Chyna said nonchalantly, but everyone saw the smile as she turned away.

"Ok, let's watch some movies now!" Molly suggested. "I found a cool one in Torrie's room!"

"Which one?"

"Dude Where's My Car?"

"Oh! I love that movie!" Trish exclaimed excitedly.

They spent the next two hours watching the movie and throwing popcorn at each other. Around 1:00 they decided to do prank calls. Trish and Lita went first. They dialed the number to the Hardyz room.

Jeff answered sleepily. "Hello?"

"Sir," Trish said in a very posh voice, "This is hotel maintenance. Sorry to wake you. Is your refrigerator running?"

"Hold on." Jeff could be heard walking around. "Yeah."

"Well then, you'd better catch it ,Jeff ,darling!!" Lita yelled into the phone, then hung up.

Jackie was up next.

"You guys, go down to the lobby with a camera right now, and Lita call me on my cell when you get there."

"Ok."

A few minutes later Lita called Jackie, who told her to stand by the door and hold the phone so everyone could hear.

She dialed the APA's number on the hotel phone.

Bradshaw picked up, obviously just woken up. "Ah hell. What do you want?"

"Oh My God! Bradshaw! It's Jackie! I just saw someone running through the lobby with your cards, cigars, and...your beer!"

"What?! Dammit!! Farooq! Let's go!"

The phone clicked. Jackie hung up the hotel phone and got on her cell.

"I'll be right there guys!"

She ran out the door and down the stairs. She ran to the door in the lobby. A minute later, Farooq and Bradshaw came running out of the elevator, barely dressed. Lita started snapping pictures while the others laughed.

"What the hell?!" Bradshaw shouted.

"Hi guys!" Jackie waved.

"You woke us up for a joke?!" Bradshaw was mad.

"Damn." Farooq turned back towards the elevators.

Lita and Chyna and the others were already starting up the stairs.

"JACKIE!!"

Bradshaw chased Jacqueline through the lobby, towards the stairs. Farooq stood in the lobby, laughing to himself. He knew about Bradshaw and Jackie's crushes on each other.

Jackie raced up the stairs, Bradshaw not far behind. As soon as she got to the 3rd floor, she raced down the hallway to Chyna's room. She banged on the door, begging to be let in. Bradshaw was getting closer every second. She heard Chyna's voice saying no one could get the door and she would have to wait.

"I can't wait!!"

It was a good thing that section was WWF Diva rooms, who were all in Chyna's room, or she would be in serious trouble. Just then, Bradshawcaught up to her and knocked her over, hard.

"Oh damn Jackie. I'm sorry."

He reached down to help her up, but she pulled him down. He ended up with his face right over hers.

"Hey Jackie, I think I like you."

He kissed her softly, not able to help himself. He got up really fast.

"Sorry Jackie." He ran over to the elevators and got in really fast.

"It's ok Bradshaw. I like you , too." Jackie whispered. She turned around to see everyone in the doorway grinning big, goofy grins.

"Shut up!"

She pushed her way in and sat down in a chair. Molly hurried over.

"It's ok Jackie. Leave it to is and you'll be together in a week."

"Ok, whatever."

"I'm serious!"

"Hey it's 1:30. It's still early. What do you guys wanna do now?"

Debra smiled. "Truth or Dare anyone?"

"Oooh! Me first!" Torrie practically jumped out of her seat.

"Ok, ok! Torrie goes first!" Debra laughed.

"Ok, Jackie. When did you first realize you like Bradshaw?"

"Well," Jackie smiled, "remember whenme and the APA were doing that Right to Nudity thing with Kat? Well, I was in a dark match against ivory and Goodfather and Val Venis sneaked into the ring when Ivory distracted the ref. They were hitting me with chairs when the ref turned around, and Ivory was disqualified, but they didn't stop. Well, Farooq, Bradshaw, and Kat ran down to the ring and got rid of RTC and then Bradshaw scooped me up and carried me backstage, and I remember looking up at him as I woke up and he smiled at me because I was awake. And that's when I realized it."

"That's so cute!" Everyone sighed.

"Yeah..whatever, Lita! truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to...run down Stacy's room and tell her that you've realized she is the most awesome person on Earth and she is so much better then you are and when she gets all smug about it, dump this Coke over her head."

"I'll go with and take a picture!" Trish picked up the camera and followed Lita out the door. The other divas watched from the doorway.

Stacy stepped out and, sure enough, as soon as Lita said it, threw her head up and smirked, until the Coke was all over her. Trish snapped a picture, then she and Lita ran back, while Stacy screamed and cried. Everyone laughed at Stacy then slammed the door shut.

"Ok Trish,"" Lita smiled, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"When did you realize that you like Jeff?"

"When he saved me form the Big Show."

"Hmmm...thought so."

"hey guys, I'm tired. Let's go to sleep." Molly piped up.

"yeah, we should. We have Smackdown tapings tomorrow." Chyna agreed.

They all set up their area to sleep and said good night.

The next morning when they woke up, they all went back to their respective rooms and got dressed, then met for a late breakfast.

As soon as they got to the arena they found out what matches they had before warming up and practicing. Jackie had been put in a tag-match with Bradshaw against Stacy Keibler and Buh-Buh Ray Dudley. Lita and Trish had a tag match against Stephanie and Ivory. Molly had a match against Jazz, and Torrie was accompanying Tajiri to the ring in his match against William Regal. Chyna and Debra, along with a mystery tag-team partner, were taking on Eddie Guerrero, Perry Saturn, and Terri.

"Hey I wonder who out tag partner is?" Debra said.

"it's probably a guy." Molly said.

"yeah probably," Chyna said thoughtfully, "But I heard talks were in progress with another female star when I renewed my contract."''

"hmmm...interesting...very interesting."

"well my match is first, see you guys later." Jackie waved as she walked towards the APA's "office".

SMACKDOWN TAPINGS 7:00

::APA's music starts::

Bradshaw and Jackie walked out. Buh-Buh and Stacy were already in the ring. Jackie and Stacy started first. It wasn't long before Jackie had the upper hand. She had smacked Stacy's head into the turnbuckle several times before she tagged in Bradshaw. Stacy managed to get to Buh-Buh before Bradshaw could get to her. Bradshaw basically dominated Buh-Buh, but just as he was about to go for the pin, Stacy got up on the apron, dancing. When he went over to push her off, she kissed him, and he didn't push away.

Jackie looked up then. She ran into the ring, pushed the ref away, and pulled Bradshaw away from Stacy. She pushed Bradshaw towards Buh-Buh, who was getting up. While Bradshaw gave Buh-Buh the clothesline from hell, Jackie pushed Stacy off the apron, then jumped over the rope and landed on her. She choked her and smacked her head on the apron while Bradshaw got the pin.

Bradshaw grabbed Jackie by the waist and carried her backstage.

"what the hell is wrong with you?"" Bradshaw asked after he put her down.

"me?! You kissed her! How could you kiss her? How could you do that?!"" Jackie pushed past him and stormed down the hallway to the WWF women's locker room.

"Jackie?" Lita ran over to her. "what's wrong? I missed the end of the match. what happened?"

"Bradshaw kissed Stacy..or Stacy kissed Bradshaw. Which ever." Trish had seen the whole match. "he didn't pull back."

"Jackie?" Bradshaw was knocking on the door. "Jackie I'm sorry." They heard him lak away.

"I'm going to kick Stacy Keibler's ass." Jackie said, bitterly. "Come on Molly, we're going to Mick's office."

"Well, ok."

"Ok Trish, come on our match is after this one."

Lita and Trish walked out the door.

"What are we going to do about Bradshaw and Jackie?" Torrie said.

"I have an idea. Come here you guys. We'll tell Molly, Lita, and Trish later." Debra motioned for everybody to come by her.

MEANWHILE...

"And their opponents...Lita and Trish Stratus!!"

Lita and Trish ran down the ramp and slid into the ring. Lita started off against Stephanie. After a neck breaker and a frankensteiner, Stephanie was out. Lita tagged in Trish, who threw Stephanie into the ropes and clotheslined her. Stephanie tagged in Ivory, who ran into a dropkick from Trish. Trish gave Ivory a springboard bulldog and then gave her a hurricanrana from the turnbuckle. Ivory tagged in Stephanie. Trish kicked Stephanie in the stomach, then DDTd her. After a few kciks, she threw her into the corner. Lita and Trish performed the Poetry in Motion on her, and then on Ivory when she ran into the ring. Trish bulldogged Stephanie then Lita went up top for the moonsault.

...1...2...3

"Here are your winners...Trish Stratus and Lita!!"

Lita and Trish danced and jumped up the stage, then ran to the locker room.

Mick's Office....

"MICK!"

"Hey Jackie! Hey Molly! What can I do for you?"

"I want a match against Stacy Keibler on RAW!"

"No problem Jackie." Mick smile. "Any special stipulations?"

"No, well yeah. Hardcore, Hell in a Cell, no DQ." Jackie grinned almost evilly.

"OOh. I like it." Mick grinned. "See you girls later."

"Bye Mick." Jackie stormed off.

Bye Mick!" Molly bounced back to the locker room.

The next match was Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Dean Malenko, so all the Divas congregated, except Jackie, who had left, in the locker room.

"Ok, here's my plan guys." Debra stood in front of them all. "Molly, what type of match did Jackie ask for?"

"Hardcore Hell in a Cell, no DQ."

"Hmm..ok. We'll give on of the Dudleyz the idea to hide under the ring and go after Jackie. Then we can send Bradshaw out there to save her. And she can still win the match!"

"that is a good idea!" Chyna clapped.

"But how do we give the Dudleys that idea. Ooh wait. How about when we're near them, one of us says something like 'wouldn't it be horrible if someone hid under the ring and attacked Jackie during the match?'?"

"Yeah, let's do that."

"Oh, I gotta go, my match is up!" Molly scrambled out the door.

"Good luck Molly! Holler if you need us!" Chyna called after her.

Molly and Jazz had a quick match. Jazz started out in charge, but Molly countered a suplex. She had Jazz out after a neck breaker and hit the Molly-Go-Round. Jazz kicked out, but was disqualified when she hit Molly with a chair she got when Molly was recovering from a powerbomb.

Meanwhile-Bar somewhere near Arena

Jackie downed beer after beer. She talked to a few random guys about her problems, then went back to the hotel. She curled up in bed and cried.

Back at Smackdown Tapings.

Torrie came back to the locker room after accompanying Tajiri, who had pinned Regal.

"Hey I'm gonna call Jackie on her cell and see how she's doing."" Torrie pulled her phone out and dialed Jackie's number.

"Hey Jackie. It's Torrie."

"hey Torrie."' Jacqueline was slurring a little.

"jackie have you been drinking?"

"No, well only a little."

"Ok, where are you?"

"At the hotel."

"" I'll be there in a little while."

"K. Bye." click.

"I'll see you guys later. I'm going to go see Jackie. Good luck Chyna and Debra."

"See ya Torrie. Tell Jackie we'll be there right after the match."

"Ok. See ya."

OK the next chapter will be up, really soon, like tomorrow. Please review. Thank you.