Summary: Gaara is in a Trix commercial, Sasuke reveals a secret and Naruto finds out his destiny.

Warning: Violence, Randomness and a ticked off panda. Also yaoi- kind of- ! Yay!.

Pairings: NejixSasu HinaxNaru GaaraxOOC- kinda

Disclaimer: Renee and Kurae don't own Naruto, if they did it would be--(shudders)

Kurae: Well this is our first shot at a Narut fanfiction.. So please read and review we need to get better!

Renee: In other words.. REVIEW OR BE DESTROYED! (giggle)

Kurae: Kabuto-kun don't leave me alone with her!

Kabuto: How did I get here ?

Renee: It's a wonder what putting alcohol in your tea can do.

Chapter 1 BEGINS NOW!

Gaara put on his panda suit, it was time. He exited his dressing room and then walked to the commercial set, his life as a star will begin, after he gets those blasted Trix. It's been a few weeks since he realized he was addicted to them.

Damn those Trix, he loved that cereal. Gaara was starting to sweat.. He was close to losing control, his hand twitched, his breathing became ragged as they neared him with the bowl of the delicious cereal

"Silly panda! Trix are for k -!" The kids couldn't finish their sentence.

"MINE!" Gaara yelled, stabbing one of the kid's with a spoon and punching another. People started to run and scream but Gaara wasn't listening, his teal eyes darted around, he sniffed the air, where were the Trix?

"Lookin' for these?" Gaara's assistant, Goo asked. His yellow eyes gleaming, he held the bowl of Trix in front of him.. He was either very brave or very stupid. Probably stupid.

"You!" Gaara pointed an accusing finger toward Goo.

"Yes, it was me!" Goo said, smirking a little he continued. "Unless you want me to eat your precious Trix you will stay where you are!" Gaara let out a gasp, he couldn't risk the safety of his beloved Trix!

"You brought this on yourself Gaara. You never payed any attention to me, just these damned Trix!" Goo's smirk faded into a sad frown as he continued talking, not noticing the angry panda about to attack him. "We could've had a wonderful life together!" Goo yelled, tears pouring down like rain.

"TRIX!" Gaara roared, attacking Goo and taking the Trix, he scurried off, leaving many people dead, injured and confused.

Sasuke and Sakura walked along a forgotten path in Konoha. Sakura was a bit cheery, Sasuke had actually asked her out! It was like a dream a wonderful, wonderful dream! Even though she planned to beat him down for leaving Konoha five years ago.

"Sakura.. I have something to tell you." Sasuke said, looking her in the eye for the first time.

"What is it Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked, ready to hear those dear three words..

"I'm a WOMAN!" Sasuke yelled, embarrassed she looked away, waiting for Sakura to get angry.

Sakura didn't yell, she didn't say anything, she fainted. And Ino who was watching from afar fainted at the same time.

"... Hn." Sasuke shook his head and walked away.

Later that day..

Hiashi Hyuuga sat in his plush chair, plotting. The news of the real gender of the young Uchiha heir, er- heiress, had spread around quickly thanks to Yamanaka Ino. Maybe he should consider arranging a marriage between Neji and the Uchiha.. Yes that is genius! Hiashi rubbed his hands together and started to laugh maniacally, he will create the most powerful child in Konoha, well Neji and the Uchiha would but still!

"Father?" Hanabi stood in the doorway, a bit afraid for her father's sanity.

"Summon Neji." Hiashi said, suddenly pulling out a bowl of Trix and a spoon. Unknown to him, a panda had caught the scent and was making it's way to the Main House.

Neji came in a bit perplexed, why would his uncle call him in now?

"Neji I think it's time you get married!" Hiashi said, pushing the Trix aside.

".. Um, okay?" Neji said, scratching his head.

"To that Uchiha girl." Hiashi smiled, not noticing the panda who had just taken his Trix.

"Yeeeeeeeesss!" Neji lost control and started to cheer, ignoring the stares of his fellow Hyuugas. Finally, his wish had been granted! He then proceeded to skip out of Hiashi's office. "Hello Hinata-chan!" Neji said, now outside of the Main House. He picked her up and hugged her tightly and then skipped off, singing.

"O-O-O-Onii-san?" Hinata stuttered, she didn't know whether to be happy or afraid. She was on her way towards Naruto's house, she was finally going to tell him how she felt! On the way she passed an angered Hiashi and a happy panda running with a bowl of cereal.. Weird.

(Fast forward to when Hinata gets there.)

Hinata stood outside of Naruto's door, she brought her hand up to knock when suddenly Naruto swung it open.

"Hey Hinata!" He said, in his loud manner, he had a grin on his face and something behind his back.

"N-N-Naruto-kun I have something to tell you." Hinata spoke softly, looking into his eyes. She was determined to not wimp out!

"I-I-I, Naruto-kun I love you!" Hinata said, her head bowed she closed her eyes and waited for his reply.

"I love you too! You know what else I love? Pokemon! I'm gonna' be a pokemon master someday! Believe it!" Naruto started to chatter about Pokemon non-stop. Hinata was again happy and a bit scared, again as she followed Naruto in his house, listening to his every word..

Meanwhile at the Uchiha residence..

"What!" Sasuke said, when did she ever agree to this!

"We're getting married!" Neji replied happily, already thinking about the decorations.

Sasuke fainted, this was too much for one girl to take..

(End of Chapter 1, please review.. Or be destroyed))