Chapter 1
I was screwed, so very screwed. In my final account of being a detective, I'm sorry to say that there is no mystery this time, just a very gruesome fight between me and Berry. But it was still morning, so I was left with stalling the sadistic imaginary friend who still had a crush on me. I never thought we'd be face to face again, I thought she was gone for good. But I was wrong. As long as I'm here, Berry will never leave until she is well-defeated. Like that'll ever happen.
"Bloo, quit stalling and get on with it!" Berry shouted, "Are you scared of me, darling?"
She grinned sadistically.
"You better not be scared, for if you are, you are weak. But to be honest, you're much cuter when you're gullible."
Berry licked her knife.
"Hmm. Nice and sharp." She said, "I don't want to taste your blood, but if it comes down to it, woe is me, it will be a last resort. I don't want to, sweetums, I really don't! So, please don't make me!"
Berry tackled psychotically.
"Oh crap." I said.