The phone rang in Mulder's basement office. He looked up from his book and answered it.
"Fox Mulder speaking." He said
"Mulder it's me Scully. Me and a couple of agents are busting up a crack house and I figured it would be good for you to get some fresh air and away from strong electric currents for a few hours."
"Is it an Alien Crack House?"
"Yes. Yes it is." Scully felt her dignity drop faster then Enron stock
Mulder sneezed.
"God Bless You." Said Scully and the men listing in at the same time
"I'll be right out. I just have another promising lead to follow and discover that the UFO abduction victim is dead or the Alien Body is gone."
"And make sure to find a member of the conspiracy who reveals just enough to keep people coming back for more."
Mulder showed up at the Crack House at midnight. They had already made a sweep and were gathering evidence. Scully walked over to him.
"We arrested a few people on the street and every one in a two block radius, and just for kicks the recent lotto winner." Scully looked over a thing of evidence
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER OUR CHARACTER'S SEXUAL TENSION!" Mulder yelled
"We can!" Yelled the men watching Mulder from a parked car down the street
"I better notice a piece of evidence which makes me assume that aliens were involved before considering any other possibilities" He said as he picked up a random rock "Look at the cracks. These indicate an alien was here."
"No they can't because I'm skeptical about everything. I wouldn't believe it if a UFO landed on my lawn and ate my dog" Scully said
"But you live in an apartment and don't have any pets." Said the Men watching them from down the street.
"Oh yeah."
Then some one was killed and this made Mulder even surer. Then some evidence made Mulder look like a fool, but at the climax some new evidence appeared to suggest that Mulder was right.