The 20 Commandments of How to Live Life According to Ashley Davies
1. Thou shalt get girlfriend's first initial tattooed on thyself.
2. Thou shalt never yell at hot blonde when thy spills thy coffee.
3. Thou shalt not take spare tire out of car for beach shit.
4. Thou shalt never take thy girlfriend to the same place that thee took thy boyfriend.
5. Thou must always look smokin' hot.
6. Thou shalt reclaim territory that illegitimate half sister tries to take.
7. Thou shalt not date bad boys, skaters, or tortured poets. Thou must only date extremely hot girls from Ohio.
8. Thou shalt kill the guy from Vh1 when he catches thyself and thy girlfriend kissing.
9. If thou art ever thrown out of thine girlfriend's house then thou must have thy last word with thy girlfriend's mother.
10. Thou shalt love thy girlfriend's father because he is awesome.
11. Thou shalt out smart all cheer-bitches that come into thy path.
12. Thou shalt give thy girlfriend teddy bears when she gets beat up by homophobic bastards.
13. Thou shalt melt every time thy girlfriend tilts her head.
14. Thou shalt kill thy girlfriend's mother with a pointy knife... unless of course she is nice.
15. Thou shalt kidnap thy girlfriend after her mother has a melt down from walking in on all the hot sex.
16. Thou shalt not label thyself.
17. Thou shalt not let other people take advantage of thyself.
18. Thou shalt always do the wrong thing if it means protecting thy girlfriend.
19. Thou shalt not break up with thy girlfriend, ever.
20. Thou shalt always be thyself even when society is un-accepting. By being thyself, thy will honor and cherish thy awesomely hot girlfriend and be her support system. Thy also must learn to let other people care for her and slowly open up thy heart.