Space Pirates Will be Space Pirates...

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Description: This is a Piccolo/Tifa (original char) fic. I didn't put it under romance b/c this is my first attempt at uploading a fic onto ff.net, and I don't know what the hfil I am doing! Loads of thankies to Piccolosfire who made this all possible by walking me through it, step by step! W/o her, this wouldn't have been possible.....*sniffle*

A sleek and dangerous looking spacecraft hurtled through space with a fleet of Universal Police ships chasing it, laser fire zinging through space all the way.

"I said, SHOOT HER DOWN!!!" The commander of the Universal Police force screamed at his men as they doubled their efforts to take out the all too familiar ship ahead of them. They couldn't seem to get a shot in though because the pilot was obviously not new to this. In fact, she was pretty good. No one had been able to elude the Universal Police for as long as she had.

"C'mon Tsunami, you'll get a really good rest and lots of food to eat later if you can just go a little faster and get away from the UP's, I promise!" pleaded the young woman in the pursued ship. "I know that you're tired and very hungry, and I'm sorry, but we can't afford to be captured!

"Meoow," Tsunami let out a pitiful meow in answer. They hadn't been able to stop running long enough to eat in days and their food stores were already gone. Tsunami felt as though she would collapse. She was slowing down and the pilot was starting to panic. They had no ammo left to defend themselves with, and all the reward posters said, "alive or dead."

With a huge explosion, the back of the ship was hit. Tsunami let out a scream of pain while her pilot let out a cry of defeat.

"Yeah!! We got `em! We got `em!" the commander almost started singing, "We finally hit `em! Oh, wait till the chief hears about this! We, the 42^nd precinct, have managed to shoot down that space pirate, Twilight Tifa! Oh, he won't believe it! There will be a promotion in order for this!" He continued while smacking a few of his men on the back.

"I'm really sorry for this." Tifa told her ship as she fed it a white-hot jalepenos pepper-looking thing. As soon as the pepper was devoured, Tsunami let out another cry of pain, and shot forward faster than light, leaping to a far-off galaxy in seconds. They didn't know it, but this was the Milky Way galaxy, and the planet they were hurtling toward was Earth.

Once they were closer to Earth, the jalepenos pepper-thing's effects had worn off, and Earth's gravity kicked in, pulling them into a mountain range with a huge crash.