Pikachu's big plan
"I'm a Pikachu!"
"I'm a Squirtle!"
"I'm a Charizard!"
"I'm Ash Ketchup!"
Pikachu turns around and kicks Ash in the knee for fucking up his line.
"BITCH, I SAID GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE."
Ash starts to cry.
"I'm sorry Pikachu. I'm just trying to be coolios."
Pikachu is not amused. He gives the boy a hard bitch slap across the face.
"I don't give a damn. I have got to get this show running or we're all not gonna have any din-din tonight."
This time Squirtle starts to cry.
"But I'm hungry, daddy."
Pikachu turns around and bitch slaps Squirtle the lovable little turtle.
"DAMMIT, I TOLD YOU DON'T CALL ME DADDY YOU PIG. I AIN'T YO DADDY."
Then Sonic walks in with Tails and a plate of chili dogs.
"S'UP DAWGZ. Wuz going on here?" Sonic asks. "Are we late for the party?"
Pikachu's eyes bug out of his head and he starts foaming at the mouth and grows giant red veins all over his head.
"WHAAAAAAAT THAAAAAAAAA FUCCCCCCCCCCCK!"
He thundershocks the entire room killing everybody.
No dinner tonight again, Pikachu thinks as he looks sad.
"Shit. Now I gotta find some new hoes."
THE END?
Oops, I lied! Not the ending.