Hey guys! I'm baaaack! Haha. Here's the sequel to My Puppy. I repeat this is a sequel, so get your ass outta here and read the first story :P =)) Here's the link ;) .net/s/5056486/1/My_Puppy

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT...if I did Jacob Black would be dead by the second book.

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Chapter 1: Elaine...Pffft.

Emmet's POV

Something wet.....evil grin.....*gasp* evil grin means Alice!.....blonde chick in my clothes.....Rosalie....laughing her ass out? Realization eventually entered. I was turned into a girl. "Oh my..*pfffft*... gosh! Em...*Pfffft*..met looks....*pfffft* so.....*PFFFFFT*pretty!" Alice said in between giggles.

"Dude! You're not a dude anymore!" Jasper said while pointing at me, laughing his head off. Bella was...silent? I bet she was shocked. Edward, *sigh* Edward was being an ass. He was taking pictures of me and I knew where this would lead: A new account on .

"Edward!" Alice yelled. .gosh. Alice was defending me?

"What?!" Edward replied. He so has it now!

"Stop taking pictures of Emmet!" Alice, I love you!

"Why not?!" Edward demanded.

"Because, Emmet, Oh, I mean Elaine isn't dressed up yet!" Alice beamed. I don't love Alice. Alice is not my savior. I felt tears coming and I started to cry. Then I felt this wet thing in my pants.

"Oh my gosh! Emmet, I mean Elaine is crying!" Bella pointed out.

"I'm not crying!" I said. Whoa. My voice changed. It's all...girly. Everyone was staring at me with wide eyes. Rosalie's laugh followed afterwards. Then she stopped and her nose twitched. I was still crying.

"W-what's wr-wrong?!" I cried out.

Alice went to the computer and read a few paragraphs. "I have something to say." She started.

"Emmet-"

"Elaine." I corrected her.

"Right," she continued. "Elaine, isn't a vampire considering the facts that she's crying and that she's having PMS at the moment. Emmet, the wet thing in your pants are what we call white blood. That means that you're gonna have your menstruation in a few days." W-O-W.

"Perfect...timing..." Rosalie said while laughing. I saw Carlisle walking past Alice's room. "Carlisle!" I called.

"Yes, Emmet?" Why wasn't he surprised?! I motioned my skinny girly hands from my waist to the top of my head, giving Carlisle the Look-at-me-I'm-not-a-dude-anymore face. "Can't you see what they've done to me?!" I asked, raged.

"I can see it, clearly." He replied. "And I'm not getting involved with anything like this again. You deserved it, son." He continued with a smile. "Oh by the way, me and Esme are leaving in a few hours." he added and went down to the living room.

I turned back to my oh-so-loving siblings. Before I could even say anything, Alice dragged me to her bathroom while Rose and Bella went to her wardrobe. Edward and Jasper went out to help Esme with the luggage.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed in horror. Now, I know how Bella feels, being man-handled by Alice.

"The sound of sweet revenge." Alice smiled to herself.

After a few hours of torturing....

I walked out of the bathroom with make-up on, wearing a white button-up shirt, sleeves rolled up to my elbows and a denim miniskirt with black heels. I had to admit, it was simple but cute. Whoa! Wait. Did I just say that? My hair was shoulder-length and straight.

Rosalie and Alice were looking smug. Tch, stupid little fashion devils. Bella was staring at me.

"Earth to Bella!" I waved my hand in front of her face.

"Oh! I'm so sorry Emme-"

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Elaine." I cut-off.

"Bella's only staring 'cause me and Rose did a perfect job on you, Elaine." Alice sneered.

"So," I started slowly, "How do you use a tampon?" I asked. Pure curiosity in my tone. All of the girls laughed. After that, I spent 3 hours learning about women and was interrupted when my stomach suddenly growled-- which was followed by Bella's stomach. Edward walked in the room chuckling. "Dinner's down there. What would Esme say? *sigh* Not feeding our lovely guests." I started walking out of the room when Rose suddenly grabbed me by the wrist then pulled me onto her back. She darted down the flight of stairs and headed to the kitchen...where I smelt food......Food. Oh how I miss food. Jasper was cooking while everyone else sat down on the table.

"I've got pasta, salad and ham." Jasper announced.

"HAM!" I screamed.

"No, Emmet! You have to watch your diet!" Alice demanded.

"But I want Haaaaam!" I shouted back. Alice smirked and pushed the plate of ham towards me. "Heh." was all she said. I picked up my forked and picked up a slice. Chew, chew,chew,....swallow.

"Eeck! Taste like....." I trailed off.

"Oil and fat?" Alice questioned while a smirk was playing on her face.

"Yes." I squeaked in embarrassment. Bella pushed the pasta towards me as she took the salad.

"You can take the pasta, Emmet. It has meatballs." She said with a smile. Oh my little sister Bella, how I adore you.

"Thank you, Bella. You're sooo kind unlike the others present in this room." I thanked her while eyeing Rosalie, Jasper, Edward and I gave a special glare to Alice. I called it the bitch glare.

"Are you giving me the bitch glare, Emmet?" Alice asked, amusement in her eyes.

"You should know, Alice. After all, you are a professional at these kind of things." I said while picking up my fork, which was filled with pasta.

"Yes, Emmet, thanks for noticing." she replied.

I swallowed what I was chewing and picked up a few noodles. It didn't get to my mouth 'cause apparently, pasta loves my skirt. Alice stared at it wide-eyed and I knew what was coming. I tried to make a run for it but Alice caught me. Damn, not again.

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