YAY! MY SECOND STORY (kinda...) YAY MEEEEEEE!!!
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES...
Of people!
by
Link of Shadow
This story has several different referancences, Includint from Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 7, and Final Fantasy 10
Me: Hello, You have reached to residence of Link of Shadow, the supreme master of all that is evil. If you wish to leave a message, press 666.....
BEEP!
Crono: ................
BEEP!
Prometheus(Robo): ::beeping noises:: You have reached the year 2300 AD ::beeping noises:: Leave a message after the tone... ::beeping noises::
Atropos: oooohhh Honey Bunny!!
Robo: ACK! NO!
BEEP!
Ayla: Me Ayla! You leave message or I smash head in!
BEEP!
Magus: You idiot! How dare you call the home of Magus the Great! Leave your name and number if you wish a slow, painful, death.
BEEP!
Cloud: AIIIEEE!! GIVE ME A NUMBERRRRRRRRRR!
BEEP!
Sephiroth: You have reached the Northern crater. If you wish to die by being stabbed in the back with my 8-foot sword, press 1. If you wish to die by a giant comet hitting the earth, press 2.
BEEP!
Tifa: Hello, you have reached the east wing of Corneo's strip joint! Cum on over for a wild time!
BEEP!
Aeris: Hello, you have reached the west wing of Corneo's strip joint! If you like what ya hear, come over, and you'll have a lot of fun!
BEEP!
Yuna: Hello, you have reached the house of Yuna and Tidus. We don't know our last names. Kinda weird, huh? Uhmm, anyway, leave a message, unless you want Anima's Oblivion overdrive knocking at your front doorstep....
BEEP!
Well? Like it? Don't like it? I could really care less... just kidding, Your Opinion does count! If noone likes it, I'll take it off... if everyone likes it, I might make another! Okay now, bye bye then!
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES...
Of people!
by
Link of Shadow
This story has several different referancences, Includint from Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 7, and Final Fantasy 10
Me: Hello, You have reached to residence of Link of Shadow, the supreme master of all that is evil. If you wish to leave a message, press 666.....
BEEP!
Crono: ................
BEEP!
Prometheus(Robo): ::beeping noises:: You have reached the year 2300 AD ::beeping noises:: Leave a message after the tone... ::beeping noises::
Atropos: oooohhh Honey Bunny!!
Robo: ACK! NO!
BEEP!
Ayla: Me Ayla! You leave message or I smash head in!
BEEP!
Magus: You idiot! How dare you call the home of Magus the Great! Leave your name and number if you wish a slow, painful, death.
BEEP!
Cloud: AIIIEEE!! GIVE ME A NUMBERRRRRRRRRR!
BEEP!
Sephiroth: You have reached the Northern crater. If you wish to die by being stabbed in the back with my 8-foot sword, press 1. If you wish to die by a giant comet hitting the earth, press 2.
BEEP!
Tifa: Hello, you have reached the east wing of Corneo's strip joint! Cum on over for a wild time!
BEEP!
Aeris: Hello, you have reached the west wing of Corneo's strip joint! If you like what ya hear, come over, and you'll have a lot of fun!
BEEP!
Yuna: Hello, you have reached the house of Yuna and Tidus. We don't know our last names. Kinda weird, huh? Uhmm, anyway, leave a message, unless you want Anima's Oblivion overdrive knocking at your front doorstep....
BEEP!
Well? Like it? Don't like it? I could really care less... just kidding, Your Opinion does count! If noone likes it, I'll take it off... if everyone likes it, I might make another! Okay now, bye bye then!