Author's Notes: Sorry, this is so random, I know. But I was proving a point on my livejournal, and somehow I got this morbidly amusing idea.
Enjooooy.
WARNINGS: SNACK FOOD. QUICKLY DONE ENDING. MY AMUSEMENT. CHARACTER DEATH(s).
Edward stood, facing his brother with a calm look on his face.
"I replaced your cats with Fruit by the Foot."
Alphonse looked off to the side of the room, where a few mounds of the colorful treat lay.
"I'll get more." He looked back at his brother. "I replaced your hair with Fruit by the Foot."
Edward touched his usually soft long hair, and instead his hand came in contact with sticky mush.
"All of it?" He asked warily.
"All of it," Al confirmed.
"W - well," Ed spluttered, "I replaced your cheerful personality with Fruit by the Foot."
Al's aura radiated rolls of sweetness. "I could tell," he responded gloomily. "But, I replaced your automail with Fruit By The Foot!"
Edward staggered, "Oh, yeah?! I replaced your armor with Fruit by the Foot!"
He stared triumphantly at the huge pile of Fruit by the Foot that has once been his brother.
"What now?!" He crowed.
Winry walked into the room, "I forgot to tell you - I replaced your brain with Fruit by the Foot."
And from then on, Edward lived a life of loneliness and died.
The End.
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