Making A Movie or; How Cyclops, the Handsome Mutant, Saves the Day;
No Thanks To Prof. Xavier, the Chowderhead.
Chapter 1; The Stupid Idea.
"Why are we doing this again?"
"The Professor wanted to make a movie of us."
"Making Professor Lehnsherr the villain?"
"I hear he was complaining about his paycheck..."
"AAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Jubilee, what's wrong?"
"They(sniff) cut out ALL my l-l-lines! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"No. I am not wearing this. I can't, I won't, and nothing you say will make me."
"Pleeeeeease?"(puppy dog eyes.)
"Oh... fine. To please you, Anya. By the way, did they give you a part?"
"They let me show up for half a second in the first, but I hear that Prof is getting different people for the second and third, and they only show me under 'Shadowcat'."
"I hope that they change the helmet. It's the dorkiest-looking piece of equipment I've ever seen."
"At least he didn't go with the original plan of making us wear Spandex."
"Something wrong?"
"Gee, how could you tell?"
"Well you, Gambit, Mastermind and Pietro never hang out together if you can help it. Oh, except you and Pietro 'cause you're twins."
"We've formed a group. ICAPXAAMD."
"Which means...?"
"Injured Characters Against Professor Xavier And All Movie Directors. Wanna join?"
"Why?"
"I hear they're going to kill you in the third movie."
"WHAT?"