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Usui: Hello everyone, my name is Usui. Isn't Misa-chan just adorable?

Misaki: S-Shut up you perverted alien!

Usui: Misa-chan~ I came to bother you today.

Misaki: I don't understand, HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO WASTE? Leave already.

Usui: That hurts. Your Master has been very nice to you too!

Manager: Now now, Misa-chan, you two are absolutely too cute! *Begins to fantasize about Usui and Misaki*

Misaki: Manager? *Misaki doesn't get it*

-Chapter 1-

Takumi Usui

Hello Readers! My name is Author-san and I am conducting research as to why everyone seems to like Misaki Ayuzawa. I suppose she is not your average everyday girl which is why I will be personally asking people who have been in contact with her. If you readers want to hear some questions answered then by all means ask me! My first interview will be with Takumi Usui. He was a hard one to catch. He always seem to be disappearing when I have finally found him. I swear, he is the hardest to follow!

Usui: Who are you?

Ah, well I'm Author-san.

Usui: You've been following me for a week now. Do you like me or something or are you just a stalker?

(S-Stalker?) No way! I just wanted to conduct an interview with you!

Usui: No thanks.

H-Hold up! Don't walk away already! It's about Misaki Ayuzawa.

Usui: What about her?

Ah, well I am doing compilations of why she has been so popular lately. Everywhere I go there always seem to be news about her. She is Seika High's Student Council President and I have heard many interesting things about her. I want to interview those who know her to see why she has been the news lately. Even the readers are curious as to how people see her.

Usui: Isn't it obvious? Misa-chan is cute.

W-Well, yes but could you elaborate on that?

Usui: No

Why do you like Misa-chan?

Usui: You asked me the wrong question. It should have been, 'Why do I love Misa-chan?'

Uhh…okay, then why do you love Misa-chan?

Usui: Misa-chan is my beloved hardworking lover. I love her because she's Misa-chan.

How romantic! Saying that you love her, don't you two ever fight?

Usui: We never fight.

Misaki: USUI! What are you doing in the Student Council Room?

. . .

Usui: Eh…I was having an interview with Author-san.

Misaki: Author-san? Who's that? Why does this have to be in the Student Council room then?

Usui: I was waiting for Misa-chan~

Misaki: Usui, stop coming in and out whenever you're bored! This is not a place for you to spend your free time in.

Usui: Wherever Misa-chan goes, I'll be there~

Misaki: Quiet, Usui and let me work.

Usui: Pres is so hardworking all the time, huh?

As I watch these two argue back and forth, I still could not understand as to why he adores her so much. Maybe asking Usui-san was a bad idea because he seemed to be infatuated with Ayuzawa-san completely that he is not giving me the answers that I need. I must find another victim- I mean person to continue this report. I might have to interview Usui-san at a later date. As of now, here is what I have learned today.

-CHAPTER FACTS-

1. Usui loves Ayuzawa because she is Ayuzawa *Note to self: What does that actually mean?*

2. They argue quite a bit