once upon a time, there was a girl named isabella swan.
She had the most amzing life. she was married to a vampire. He was HOT!
They had a beautiful little baby together. But because Edward gave her AIDS and Bella sucks -- cough I mean...
No wait, she really sucks.
And then she died.
MMMMMMWAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAH (cough) im very sorry. it was a tragic death.
But on the up side. edward isnt hungry anymore... (tee hee hee)
And then Jacob decided that he was tired of Renesmee, and imprinted on Edward.
And then they ran away and got married in Canada.
And Renesmee died.
The End! :D
(STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL!)