How Titanic the animated musical should have ended.
This may come across as a shock to many people who like and follow my fanfics, but I hate Doug Walker the Nostalgia Critic. (Used to like him, but now I hate him. Sorry NC fans!) I hate him for picking on films and T.V shows I like WAY too many times. Picking fights on AVGN, (yes, I know they're fake, but I still dislike him picking on AVGN.) Plus I thought his jokes really started to get stale so I just stopped watching him and I haven't watched him since 2011. And before anybody thinks I'm nuts for liking films he picked on. ALL films have flaws that can be ruined if you take the time to look at them, look at Cinemasins for details! (Which I also don't like. Sorry Cinemasins fans!)
Regardless one of the reviews I agree on in the old days is his review on Titanic the animated musical. There's nothing likable about that film (aside from the Engrish lines!) , so here's something that might have brightened up the ending.
This takes place at the end of the film.
After the tragic sinking of the Titanic, nearly everybody had managed to make it off the Titanic alive and only three deaths had been reported. (My, the people who died on the real Titanic will haunt the people who made this movie.) The deaths were a singer with huge breasts inappropriate for a children's film named Molly, a female thief named Winnie and a banker named Jeremy. And the people who made it off the ship managed to have a happy ending. (Who else is offended the Titanic has a happy ending?)
Some examples of the people who made it off alive was Angelica Pickering (she not only looks like an Anastasia rip off but her name sounds very similar to a character in the Rugrats) who learned that William's nanny is her mother. Detective Sam Bradbury (Sherlock Holmes rip off) had arrested Coneylia Meanstreak (The Cruella De Vile rip off, also was it necessary to throw her dog in jail too?) Kirk and Dirk (The Horace and Jasper rip offs) married Geltrude and Berenice (The Cinderella stepsister rip offs, also considering that Kirk and Dirk look more than twice the stepsister's age. This seems to be a creepy choice.) Maxie (the mouse that is a rip off of Fievel from American Tale) and his parents opened up a successful restaurant with a French chef, (who later on had it closed down by pest control.) Gaston (Nobody rips off Disney's Gaston like Gaston!) married a wealthy socialite hoping to live off her money but ended up in charge of her home's household chores.
Angelica and William marry and live happily ever after.
Or do they?
Angelica and William were in bed one night
Angelica spoke to William "I just realized something, your nanny (That's Grandma for you American readers) is my mother, right?"
"Indeed." William replied.
"Well doesn't that make us cousins or brother and sister or something, hence we're in an incest relationship?" Angelica asked.
"My golly, you're right!" William replied.
William and Angelica thought it over.
"Meh….I won't tell if you won't." said Angelica.
"Same" replied William and they then began kissing.
Yeh….they did live happily ever after but you can't help but shudder.
THE END.