"captain jack harkness. and you are?"
"not gay," dean replied, his princess-like green eyes shimmering in the moonlight like a very shiny emerald that like, idk, looks really pretty.
"your stare downs with that hot trench coat wearing tax accountant guy suggests otherwise, and trust me friend, i know gay," replied the captain who will have sex with with anyone and anything.
"fuck off" dean said so jack went to go hit on a dog.
"who was that" cas asked
"no one" said dean but he noticed how cas' eyes light up like the blue water of a ocean when its like fourth of july because you know the fireworks and shit. and like he thought it was pretty fuckin amazing because cas is like cute and stuff.
"youre saying this out loud dean"
"my songs know what you did in the daaaaaaark cas"
and then dean and cas fucked.
the end.