Cryptic Angel: Ok, this story isn't completely original, it'd based off of something I read somewhere, but I don't remember much about it! So no suing! Now go on and enjoy!
The Comic Relief Guy
"So I'm the comic relief guy?"
"Yup, so it says."
"But I don't want to be the comic relief guy; the comic relief guy usually dies in the end of the movie!"
"Then, you should be glad that life is not a movie."
"How do you know? We could be in something like the Truman Show, our every move recorded on a camera, our every conversation taped; the whole of the world could be watching us! We could be on the Train and Rins Show right now, and we don't even know it."
"We should sue."
"Stop smirking Rins, I'm serious."
"So am I."
"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
"Me? Nah! I would never dare mock the comic relief guy."
"That quiz is a liar, it lies I tell you, it lies!"
"Oh yes, because you only spent an hour very carefully deciding you answers, didn't you? Of course it would lie after that."
"I lied in my answers. I was trying to be cool."
Laughter.
"That's got to be the lamest excuse I've ever heard!"
"Shut up. This stupid quiz is too stupid to believe. I refuse to believe that I am the comic relief guy."
"Look Train, not everyone was cut out to be…hmmm…let's see what the other results are."
A long pause.
"Oh this is rich! I got the comic relief guy instead of Mr. Hot n' Happening? That's just twisted man; it's a cruel world we're living in."
"I'm sure."
"It is! It's like one of those 'You Know' things. 'You know the world is coming to an end when a personality quiz states that Train Heartnet is the comic relief guy'."
"I agree; you should have gotten the Drama King instead."
"Shut up Rins, for all you know I could be right."
Pause.
A crash.
"Is that a meteor I see? Oh no…we should duck for cover! Come on Rins, I'm taking you with me. If it's only you and I left in this cruel and destructive world, at least we'll be able to have babies and restart the human species."
"Let go Train, that was a baseball you dunderhead, and eww, I refuse to repopulate the world with your babies."
"They'd be yours too!"
"No Train, I don't want to have your babies."
"That harsh man, way harsh. This comic relief guy thing is totally killing my style."
"Look, it's only a quiz, what are you getting so worked up about?"
"It's only a quiz? It's only a quiz? It's a quiz that states how girls see you! Tell me truthfully Rins, what type of guy do you see me as?"
Silence.
"I hate you."
"Aw, come on Train, being the comic relief guy isn't so bad!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah! A lot of girls prefer the comic relief guy over the Hot n' Happening dude, and definitely over the Drama King."
"Name me one."
Mumble.
"What? I couldn't hear you Rins, speak up. See, I bet you don't even know any-"
"Me! Ok? Me. I love the comic relief guy."
Cryptic Angel: Well, there you go! Now review! Oh, and shout out to requim17, check out her fics! Or else... Also, since I'm reeeeeeeeeeeealy lazy, I'll probably continue only writing one shots unless someone really wants me to continue something. If you have any ideas for a one shot let me know!