this is johnny he is the bartender for a five star bar called the character crusade your
favorite characters are known to go here for a drink they tell stories sometimes they
share secrets cause as we all know what the bartender hears is confidential right?
so i'm at my bar when here walks in someone famous at disney studios roger rabbit i
make him a carrot cocktail and notice he is looking a bit upset his ears drooping a few
tears in the eyes the whole shebang i ask him hey roger what's got you so upset? well
it's kinda me and jessica are relationship has been rough lately and if you're wondering
no we have no ideas to divorsce cause i still love her and she loves me but it haS BEEN
KINDA ROUGH i says oh sorry to hear that have you gone to couple's counseling or
considered it? he just has his hands tilting side to side and says hmm sorta i still feel
sorta sad eddie died i just look shocked and say good lord that's terrible what
happened? he says nothing he just died the natural way all humans died like you i
says oh sorry to hear that look at the bright side you still got baby herman and benny
right? roger just stops drinking for and just pauses well i haven't seen them in a while
since herman grew up and is in collage now and benny just moved to a new part in
toontown my mouth is just a gape as i stammer a bit till i finally said baby herman
grew up? impossible toons don't age he simply responfs with well they do actually age
nowadays guess that explains max goof of all people i then ask what are you gonna do
now all your friends are gone? he says i still have friends but you didn't see them in
the movie since i just met them he then sadly sighs it just that a life of a toon isnt
what it used to be with them becoming more realistic and and less slapstick you i
mean look at the looney tunes show the're personalities have changed a lot i then told
him the looney tunes show got cancelled and wabbit came on it has lots of cartoony
violence and bugs was given a pal in the form of a little squirrel named squeaks but
then tell him they changed the name to new looney tunes he smiles a bit and says oh
ok but more realstic shows like tmnt and spongebob have come and gone and we'll
they do have some slapstick in it it isn't much i think people like more realistic shows
nowadays i then pat him on the back to comfort him i then ask have you considered
getting a remake that is what's happening with all the old cartoons he just things about
if for a bit hmm i'll have to ask disney for that but thanks for the advance i gtg now
bye so he pays for his drink and runs off next thing i know i see some of disney's
animated movies are getting live action remakes it's not my problem though cause it's
disney i tell ya you see alot of strange things at the bar you see a lot of strange things
as a bartender that's no lie i swear by it