Hey everyone. This story was written for Monthly Auction for April, and Games Development - Franchises assignment on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. For the April Auction I wrote for the pairing of Remus Lupin/chocolate. For Games Development - Franchises I wrote for task nine write a Pirate!AU. Warning for out of characterness. I hope you all enjoy One Really Odd Pirate.
Remus Lupin sailed the seven seas looking for treasure. But not just any treasure. He didn't look for gold or diamonds. He didn't look for any of the other things that pirates look for. No. Remus Lupin was looking for a specific kind of treasure.
"Sir," called his helmsman, "ship up ahead!"
Remus smiled a wolfish smile as the rubbed his hands together gleefully. His amber eyes alight with the thrill of the chase. "Let's bag us some treasure, boys," he called to his grew.
"You heard the captain, you bilge rats," Sirius Black, Remus's first mate called out as the wind whipped at his long black hair. "Raise anchor. Set the sails! Let's strike the fear of God into these men!"
"Let's not, Padfoot," Remus told his over enthusiastic first mate. "Let's just get the treasure that's aboard that ship and get it over with." Remus watched as the ship grew nearer and nearer.
"Captain Moony," called James Potter from the crow's nest above Sirius and Remus, "that's Lily's parents's ship. We should really attack them. Lily will kill me for that." James looked through the spyglass in his hand and saw the one thing he dreaded the most.
The glint of the red hair against the blue sky showed that Lily Evans was on board that ship. James Potter had to think quickly if he was about to save his girlfriend and her parents and possibly sister from this band of pirates.
"Look there's a closer ship over there," James pointed towards the now oncoming boat that was boasting the colors of the Malfoy family. No one would feel sorry about stealing the Malfoy treasure.
"Change course for that ship, helmsman," Remus pointed towards the Malfoy ship.
It didn't take long for them reach the ship. Or board it for that matter. Remus knew that what he'd be truly looking for was on board. After fighting with and subduing the crew of the boat Remus began his hungry search for the love of his life. Hopefully it was on board.
"Captain," cried Sirius's voice from the main cabin, "I've found the treasure. It's in here."
Remus, James, and Peter all charged down the hall from three different routes. Once Remus entered the room. He found his eyes drifting quickly to the stockpile of his precious treasure. Right in the middle of the room in a large cauldron shaped container. Pure gold wrappers surrounding it was the most chocolate that Remus had ever seen.
"Leave us boys," Remus called, "my treasure and I want to be alone for a little bit."
The sounds of wrappers being opened could be heard as the rest of his crew left the room. Hopefully the captain wouldn't over do it this time like he usually did when chocolate was involved. Or at least saved some of the treasure to share with his crew.
I hope you all enjoyed One Really Odd Pirate.