Boys Vs. Girls
The team was at the park playing random sports as the girls were over in the playground swinging on swings and just sitting on the benches. Then Kuki got up and looked at Abby, "You wanna go play soccer with the boys?" Abby smiled, "Ok. Numbuh Five says, let's go kick some butt!" They ran over to the boys as Kuki jumped up and down in front of Wally, accidentally making him mess up his winning goal. Wally groaned, "NUMBUH THREE! You cost me the game!" Nigel and Hoagie were giving each other high fives and slapping their butts, facing towards Wally. You could hear them, "Oh yeah! We beat Wally! We beat Wally!" Wally frowned and glared at Kuki, "Thanks a lot." Kuki frowned, "Does this mean we can't play?" Hoagie and Nigel abruptly stopped laughing and came in closer, "What? What did you say?" Kuki repeated, "Does this mean me and Numbuh Five can't play?" They all burst into laughter, "Girls can't play sports stupid! They're too weak and into tea parties and stuff, duh!" Hoagie said, pointing at Mr. Huggykins that Kuki brought along. Kuki crossed her arms, flames in her eyes, "Nu-huh!" Wally looked at her, his eyes glaring at her, "You seriously think you can beat me and the guys?" Abby stepped up, "Heck yeah! Or are you guys scared?" Nigel and Hoagie stepped up, "We accept your challenge!" Kuki and Wally were inches away from each other's faces, each giving insults to the other, "Yo mama's got such yellow teeth, I can't believe it's not butter!" "Oh yeah?" Wally asked competitively, "Well yo mama's so old she had Jesus in her yearbook!" "Well I can easily top that!" Kuki said, hands on hips, "Yo mama's so old she owes Moses lunch money!" Wally thought for a while, "Umm…your mama's so…..fat!" Kuki laughed as she high fived Abby, "Yeah. Got ya." Wally clenched his fists as he blushed, lowering his head, thinking, "She's good." (wow, a lot of stuff he did) Kuki walked up to Wally, "I have heard that opposites attract. So I hope you find someone that's charming, good-looking and honest and good at sports!" Kuki huffed. (I hope you guys get that…) Wally clenched his fists and was ready to punch her the face. The other boys held him back, "NO! Numbuh Four! You can't beat up a girl! That's just like, mean!" Kuki smiled, her nose in the air, "Oh is it just because it's mean," Kuki glared at them, "Or is it because you know we're stronger than you and we'll just kick your butt?" Wally got even madder and couldn't hold his anger in anymore. He slapped Hoagie and Nigel and tried to punch Kuki but she did a little turn then kicked him the face, "Girl power." This was Kuki's chance. She called all the girls and yelled out, "HEY GIRLS! WALLY AND THE BOYS THINK THAT GIRLS AREN'T STRONG!" Suddenly a wave of girls swallowed up the boys. When they came out, they had scratches, bruises, cuts, and perhaps a concussion. The girls high fived each other for what seemed hours, seeing as there were so many girls. Kuki left with Abby in the sunset, "You and me Wally, 2 days from now, soccer, pick your team. I'll have Abby. That's all I'll need." Wally kicked a foot down, "We'll be there." The 2 girls walked off as the boys started panicking, "Why'd you do that Numbuh Four! We're already seriously damaged! We won't last a minute!" Wally smiled, "But I have a secret weapon." The boys huddled in, Wally sighed, "Nothing. You guys got anything?" Hoagie and Nigel shrugged, " I dunno. Do you?" They asked pointing at one another. Wally's lips curled into a smile, "I know exactly what we're gonna do…." Nigel lowered his glasses, "You do?" Hoagie glared at Wally, repeating Nigel's question, to make sure it was true, "You do?" Wally nodded, "You know how these are just scratches and stuff, right?" The boys nodded their heads, "Well….What if we pretend that we have pains that are more serious so that they move it to another day!" Hoagie high-fived Nigel, "Nice thinking boss!" Wally glared at them then shook it off, "So what'dya guys think?" They all nodded, "Most definitely!"
The next day they wore fake casts and fake bandages. They walked to the treehouse in crutches, laughing amongst each other. Nigel rung doorbell as they heard an, "I'll get it!" It was Numbuh Three, skipping to the door. When she opened the door she was amazed, "Oh my God! What happened to you guys?" Hoagie pretended to limp over to her, "Well….it was those girls….that attacked us….." Kuki placed a hand on her hip, "Yeah right….right?" Nigel replied, "No, it was really their fault!" He lied. Kuki gasped, "Well seeing as it wouldn't be a fair 'kicking your butt' experience…I'm gonna have to make it….hmmmn….how's Friday for you guys?" Hoagie got out a little planner and clicked a pen a couple of times, "What time?" Kuki lifted her sleeve, "It's…" She said, reading the bunny watch, "3:45." Nigel slapped his head, "No Numbuh Three. He means what time for the game?" Kuki sighed, "Oooh…..How about….4:00 sharp?" Everyone nodded in agreement, "4-o'-clock-s-h-a-r-p." Hoagie said as he wrote the time in his book. Kuki smiled, "Great." Then she slammed the door. The boys smiled and congratulated each other. The boys walked back over to the treehouse and drank sodas, playing video games. The girls were having a slumber party at Kuki's house. Wally drank his soda, "Hey, do you guys wanna crash their party?" Hoagie pressed buttons on a controller rapidly, still staring at the screen, "Whose party?" Wally smiled then slurped his soda, "Numbuh Three's slumber party. Ya know? Just for fun." Nigel took off his glasses, "You guys are sick. Spying and messing up a girl's party? COUNT ME IN!" Everyone grinned and got dressed in black. They all snuck over to Kuki's house and climbed up the vine. Numbuh Five, Numbuh Twenty-Three, (the girl from Op. SLUMBER) Numbuh Eleven and Numbuh Three Hundred. Also just some of her friends from school. Like Sandy (a girl) , Carlie, and others. "So girls, how about we play Truth or Dare for starters?" Numbuh Twenty Three asked. Numbuh Three giggled with glee, "Whee! I was just waiting for someone to say that!" Everyone gathered in a circle as Numbuh Twenty Three turned to Numbuh Three, "Do you like…..Numbuh Four?" Numbuh Three was hugging a rainbow monkey until she realized the question, "What?" Numbuh Twenty Three smiled, "Do you love Numbuh Four?" Numbuh Three smiled, "Well….I like his accent, it's really cute, and I also like his height, just perfect. So yeah I guess so." The girls giggled as Numbuh Four blushed bright red as they boys were playfully punching him in the arm. Numbuh Three looked at Numbuh Twenty Three, "Soooo….Numbuh Twenty Three…do you like anyone?" Numbuh Twenty Three laughed, "ME? LIKE SOMEONE? HA! YES! I love Numbuh Thirty Five! He saved me!" (the guy from Op. SLUMBER that says Mind if I cut in? Then he punches that guy and saves Numbuh 23. Sooo him.) The girls giggled again as Numbuh Twenty Three looked around, "Sooo…Numbuh Five? Do you like anyone?" Numbuh Five smiled, "FINALLY! Numbuh Five likes a bunch of people! Ok there's Maurice, Numbuh Two and Numbuh One." The girls exchanged looks and giggled once more. Numbuh Two looked at Numbuh One, "See? I told you she liked me!" Numbuh One lowered his glasses, "She liked you? She said clearly she liked me!" Numbuh Two and Numbuh One started fighting and knocked each other off the vine. They climbed back up as Numbuh Two waved his hand over his pants, dusting off dirt, "Shake it off, shake it off." Numbuh Four looked at them, "You guys missed out. Carlie said she likes me and I don't even know her!"
Well, whadda think? First chappie! Woot! Also just tell me if there's a story like this and I'll see what I can do. Thank you! I'm still working on a bunch of new fan fics, I just registered and I've been making fan fics since I first found the site. All you people give me inspiration to make something new. And also I mostly have to thank flirtykuki. You are the best writer and you always have the best stories! THANK YOU!
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