[TG] turntechGodhead started pestering [EB] ectoBiologist at 9:00 pm-
TG: yo man
TG: you ready to do it
EB: do what?
TG:ya know ;)
EB: oh gog dave! don't use that face!
EB: your scaring me! :'B
TG: as long as you put your crying bucktooth shit away
TG: i would be glad to
EB: fine! :B
TG: dammit
TG: what did I just say egbert
EB: to not put a "crying bucktooth" face
EB: I followed the rules mine is an ANGRY bucktooth face
TG: wow
EB: lol! :B
TG: since when do you type "lol"
EB: oh sorry
EB: i didn't mean to
TG: uh okay
TG: your a derp
EB: shut up dave!
TG: haha
EB: we got off subject!
TG: how
EB: what did you want to do!
EB: you asked if I was ready to do it
EB: what does that mean
EB: dave…
EB: why are you not replying to me!
EB: argh!
TG: dude are you like a freakin pirate or some shit like that
TG like a karkat pirate
EB: just answer me dave!
TG: what
EB: what did you want to do!
TG: you said we were going to webcam today
TG: man don't you even remember last night
EB: oh
EB: yeah
TG: yeah
EB: about that…
TG: yeah
EB: my webcam uh broke I think
TG: fuck
TG: really
EB: yeah sorry dave…
TG: man I was really lookin forward to seein your adorb face
TG: you disappoint me
EB: hehe sorry!
EB: dave?
TG: yeah
EB: are you skinny
TG: what the fuck dude
TG: why is that important
TG: are you only attracted to skinny men or somethin
EB: no! no! it's just I was wondering because… I don't know
EB: just forget it please
EB: I'm so sorry
EB that was really rude
TG: I'm not mad
TG: just why do want to know
EB: no reason!
TG: I think it's because you wanna see my body
TG: ain't it that egbert
EB: oh gog dave no! shut up!
TG: fine
TG:just tell me why
TG: come one
TG: i'm your best bro ya know
TG: I won't think your weird whatever the fuck your worried about
TG: please
EB: no!
TG: dammit egbert
TG: you even made a strider say please
TG: striders never have to ask like this god
EB: i'm sorry!
EB: I just can't
TG: -sigh-
EB: dave?
TG: yeah man
EB: can I tell you something
TG: what is it
EB: well it's really
EB: I mean
EB: well I guess I wouldn't tell it to anyone but you
EB: promise not to tell rose?
TG: promise
TG: are you okay
TG: what happened
TG: what's wrong bro
EB: I have an eating disorder
TG: what
TG: really
EB: yeah
EB: i'm sorry!
EB: you must think I'm a freak
TG: the fuck man
TG: no
TG: what do you even mean
TG: what type of eating disorder
EB: uhm
EB: binge eating
TG: oh
TG: okay
EB: you hate me
TG: the hell I do man
TG: I don't hate you
TG: who the fuck would hate you
TG: you are the most adorable baby i know
EB: dave! shut up!
TG: what you asked
EB: ugh
EB: just tell me if you think im sick or whatever
EB: i can handle it
EB: i know its just so gross that im overweight
TG: john
EB: im pudgy and gross and i can barely fit in anything!
TG: dude
EB: but I tried to stop and its just ugh I can't help it
EB: everyone just keeps laughing at me
EB: I wish I wasnt like this dave!
EB: why do i have to be like this
TG: bro come on
EB: why cant i be more like you!
EB: and be skinny and great with the girls and really popular
TG: I AM GONNA GO FULL KARKAT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
EB: ….
TG: great got your attention
TG: now listen closely kay
TG: you are not disgusting it doesn't matter if your obese or what the fuck ever
TG: you are perfect john so shush and calm your tits
TG: and also I hate to say this but
TG: i am far from popular got zits and weird freckles all over my face
TG: and I have never had a girlfriend not once
TG: got that man
TG: it doesn't even matter what you look like
TG: I think your perfect
EB: dave…
TG: please just hear me out man
EB: you never had a girlfriend?
TG: seriously that's all you got after I poured my heart into
TG: ya know what
TG: fuck it
TG: no egbaby I never had one of those hot chickadees your thinkin about
TG: they aint my type man
EB: oh…
EB: im sorry dave
TG: anyway how bout tomorrow
EB: tomorrow what?
TG: webcam
EB: gog I don't know dave…
TG: dude you know I aint gonna make fun of you or whatever
EB: still… I dont want you to see me like this
TG: well the picture that you sent me of your face
TG: I think its adorable ;)
EB: but.. my bodys not
TG: great see you at 7 tomorrow
[TG] turntechGodhead ceased pestering [EB] ectobiology at 11:25 pm -
Sometimes you just want to punch Dave in the face.
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Hi guys! I'm sorry about the really short first chapter… but I wanted to save the rest for the next. (hehe That just rhymed Xp ) If you don't like this, please don't comment your hatred. If you do like this, let me know what you want in the future chapters!
Thank you so much! ( ^_^)