I looked around me. There stood Emerald, Holly; her fairy, Saria, Azalea; her fairy, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Impa, and me. I frowned as Zelda and Ruto were singing a Veggie Tales song, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. Link was having a heated conversion about salt with Azalea, and Emerald and Impa were snickering at the rest of the group.

"Shall we begin somewhere?" I asked

"Make it start in the Forest Temple!" Emerald called.

"....And I've never sniffed a stink bug and--"

"--I've never ever been willing to shut up!" I cut in. Ruto and Zelda scowled. I smiled.

"First," I said happily. "I would like to announce, in March 6, I will be ten years old!" I raised my eyebrow as Zelda began to sing Happy Birthday alone, but she didn't notice. "Second--Malon, you're late!--is I am redoing the series. Suggestions, anyone?" Everyone started speaking at once. "One at a time, people!" They all silenced, started, etc. This went on for about 20 minutes.

"Emerald?"

"Well," Emerald said. "I think I speak for everyone when I ask--does this involve the Triforce?"

"Not really," I replied. "Though it does involve a realm thingy. Malon?"

"Will 'ah be a Carrier?" Malon asked in her country accent.

"Depends on how desperate I am to escape writer's block." Malon nodded. She understood. "Ruto?"

Ruto crossed her fingers, whispered a prayer and said,"...Can I have Link?" Link mouthed 'Please no!'

"Um... No romance at the moment." Ruto frowned and glared. "Now 'tis Linky's turn!"

"Erm--" He backed away cautiously. "Will we be adults?"

"Ooooh," I said slowly. "Toughy. Probably not though." Then, everyone lost it. The began shouting at once, arguing. This is gonna be a loooong day!