A Broken Lolstory
It was a warm day in Canadaland, the birds are singing, the flowers blooming, the screames of the damned heard for miles. There he was, Lolman, recording the cat mario special for the 50th fucking time, as the sound of his head banging against his desk filled his home.
*Ding dong* his doorbell rang. Lolman got up from his gaming chair and went downstairs to open the door for the unexpected visitor. ''Oh... h-hello Lolman'' Broken said when Lolman opened the door. ''Hello Broken, what are you doing here?'' Lolman asked. Broken could not answer, his eyes glued to Lolmans lower areas. Lolman realised he forgot to put clothes on again. Lolman tried to hide himself by turning around, but Broken just kept his eyes glued to his, now growing, member. ''Shit dude, I'm sorry'' Lolman said. ''Don't worry Lolman'' Broken caressed Lolmans cheek ''I want you too''. Lolman blushed ''R-really?'' he was cut off then by a swift kiss from Broken. They kissed, and they kissed, and they kissed. Lolman asked ''Want to take this upstairs?''. ''I was starting to think you would never ask'' answered Broken.
They went to his bedroom, Broken got onto Lolmans bed. ''Let me just get into something more comftorable'' Lolman winked and went to tie a flag around himself like a cape, a Canadian flag. Broken was so horny when he saw Lolman wearing that ''P-please, take me, I need you inside me'' Broken begged Lolman as he got on all four. Lolman turned on the anthem of Canada for romantic effect and mounted him like a moose and insterted himself into Brokens tight, virgin ass. Broken moaned and came almost instantly. Lolman soon moved in and out over and over and over for a good two hours. ''I-I'm about to cum'' Lolman said, Broken spread his cheeks so he could get deeper. Lolman screamed in pleasure as he filled Broken with his sweet sweet maple syrup.
They laid next to eachother cuddling after. ''That was amazing'' Broken said as he turned to kiss Lolmans cheek. ''It sure was'' Lolman blushed. ''Shall we go downstairs and have something to eat?'' Broken asked. Lolman asnwered ''Sure thing, wanna have some toast?''. ''No way, I don't like toast'' Broken said. Lolman soon stood up and started to beat Broken with his gaming chair. ''Jebem ti sunce!'' he screamed, soon killing Broken and breaking his gaming chair while doing it. Lolman then realised what he had done, as he could no longer sit down comfortably while playing GTA V PC. Lolman also realised he needed to hide Brokens dead body, so he picked him up, got on his balcony and jumped off. He surfed along ledges but soon fell down becouse he remembered he sucked at surf. Brokens body reached the ground first, ass up, as Lolman fell onto it, inserting into Brokens rear and filling it with maple syrup again, as the impact of the fall killed him aswell.
Lolman and Broken died there, in the gayest way possible, and their bodies were never to be found, as they fell off on the second jump, and no one sucks enough to fall off on the second jump.
-Cloud Chaser