I Hate Déjà Vu
Somewhere in the sea outside of Gateon Port, the SS Libra II, was struggling through the storm. This was the maiden voyage of the ship, and it was packed full of pokemon. Chosen as captain was the man who led the SS Libra I, but after some strange incident, SS Libra I was found far out in the Orre desert.
"What a rough maiden voyage this turned out to be" captain Johnson said, "I hope that we can travel tonight without being captured by those goons"
Just at his his word, "those goons" came. The ship was surrounded by helicopters, and one of the pilots seemed to have a helmet with some sort of electronic eye cover.
"Do your job XD002" the man with the strange helmet said.
When the giant pokemon came down from the sky, Johnson saw what it was. A legendary pokemon.
And when the legendary pokemon lifted up his beloved Libra, he couldn't help but cry. But crying made him lose his balance, and he fell over board.
Left in the cold water all alone, everything Johnson could think of doing was yell "I hate déjà vu!" to no one in particular. Eventually, he was to be picked up from the sea and taken to land. After a few days of rest, a crew from ONBS came by. They tried to get something out of him, but all the man could say was "I hate déjà vu!".