Author's notes:

1. This is my first Loud House fanfiction.

2. The idea for this fanfic may sound similar to "Simple Solutions" by DarthSidious04, but it's not a rip-off. The endings I made are different.

3. If any of my readers from the Kaeloo fandom are wondering why I haven't updated since March, don't worry, I've gotten back to writing and will update soon.

With that out of the way, hope you enjoy this.

"Ruthless People"

The Loud family was having a family meeting in the living room to discuss the termite problem. "Okay, we obviously can't stay here. So, we called around to see if anyone can take all 13 of us. Once we've had enough of the laughter, your mother came up with a new plan," announced Lynn Sr. "Half of us will be staying with Pop-Pop at Sunset Canyon..." explained Rita. "Ooooooh!" chorused the siblings. "...And half of us will be staying with Aunt Ruth," concluded the matriarch. "Awwwwwwww," groaned everyone. "Dibs on Pop-Pop's!" said Lynn Jr, touching her nose. Everyone else did the same, instigating a fight. "Kids! No one's calling dibs." "Wait, I have an idea!" said Lincoln. "You said nobody would take in all 13 of us, right? Why can't we just stay at different people's houses? I could stay with Clyde." "Yeah!" said Lori. "Leni and I could sleep over at Whitney's house." "I could ask one of my teammates," suggested Lynn Jr. The idea was met with approval from all the other siblings. "Well, I guess we could do that," said Lynn Sr. "We'll just have to ask everyone else's parents if it's okay." The Loud siblings cheered.