BFF
You're all I need a friend to be,
So thanks for being there for me.
I mean, yeah you wanted me to die,
Just so your dead pool bet could fly.
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And yes, you tried to feed me grass,
Pushing bullshit up my arse.
And then your avocado joke,
Why not throw in an artichoke?
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You let Francis take Vanessa's pic,
While deciding not to shoot the dick.
Ah, the strip club at your best.
Had your fun with women's breasts.
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And I know that you still have my back,
While helping yourself to my crack.
So yeah, I guess you are a friend.
But not one I would recommend.
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But never mind you spineless shrill,
I've got far bigger dicks to kill.
On swords and guns I can rely.
And Francis, it is time to die.