This is the product of having a substitute in my English class. He told us to write a short story using the words "moose, Taylor swift, snow and pumpkin." so this what the outcome is. I hope you enjoy.
Sam the moose was busy trying to negotiate with Crowley the pumpkin, while dean the squirrel rolled around in the snow. An impala rolled up blasting Taylor Swift, and the exuberant baby in a trench coat, otherwise known as Castiel, stepped out of the car. As he walked over to the others, his gaitly walk showed he had nothing in particular to discuss. Dean the squirrel started to copy Castile's walk with a burlesque tone. Sam and Crowley stopped their conversation and looked at Castiel as if he was a mirage. When they realized that he was real, they smiled. When they saw his precarious glare, they followed his line of sight to Dean.
"Dean!" Sam yelled at Dean's facetious mockery. "Stop before he drops your ass back into purgatory." He warned, earning a snicker from the pumpkin, and Dean laughed at the statement.
"No he won't." Dean sang, "He loves me too much." The only response he got to that was a whack on the head by Cas. Dean then promptly started to pout and turned to sulk away. He hadn't gotten more than two steps away from the group when Cas grabbed his hand and pulled him into his body. Protectively his arms circled Dean's smaller form. He leaned in close to Dean's ear and whispered three simple words. After uttering those words, he leaned back and connected their lips in a chaste kiss.
I hope you enjoyed the crack fic. Review please.
-Badjuju out