Hey, remember that one time when Draaaven? Yeah, I know right? Hey, remember that other time when Naruto-chan believed in the him that believed in herself to defeat Ichigo the super sand lesbian? Yeah, me too. This is a story about that. Kinda. So, one day Kurusu Kimihito was walking down the street, saying "Hey, what a wonderful kind of day" when all of a sudden The Doctor came out of the closet or port-a-potty or whatever the fuck that thing is. He was all like "Cum with me if you want to live" and Kurusu was all like "But why" and the Doctor was all like "Because all the cool kids do it" and Kurusu was all like "All the cool kinds, you say?" and the Doctor was all like "Yeah, all the cool kids" so Kurusu was all like "OK" and Rammus sued him for copyright infringement but Captain Falcon Jack Harkness came in all like SHOWMEYAMOVESYOUARENOTALONEOBJECTION and Judge Judy was all like "OK" and Rammus sued her for copyright infringement and white dis shit went down The Doctor was all like Kurusu-senpai, allons-y. So they went to the Cory House but Cory was replaced by Obama-rama-sama and thay were all like "WUT" and then Obama-rama-sama disappeared because Obamarama was cancelled in the future and we all crid evrytim and then The Doctor was all like "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" because he was secretly Billy Mays the entire time, what a twist. Then there was even more twist because Kurusu was Joo the entire time and if Doctor was Billy and Kurusu was Joo, then WHO WAS PHONE?! the answer of course is Pimpmaster Dante, goodbye.