Summary:
*Cue the Actors!*
Iceland: What if we weren't in a fandom?
Norway: Are you really starting to talk like Dane now?
Denmark: No I think Ice could be right about this
Sweden: So you're saying that we would be in the reality?
Finland: Would that also include the others as well?
Narrator:*Cue jazz music* Meet Matthias Køhler
Denmark: WHAT'S UP EVERYONE!
Narrator: Lukas Bondevik
Norway: I'm Norway- like really what am I working for here?
Narrator: Berwald Oxenstierna
Sweden: So if I got to choose between a table and a couch I have to live with it?
Russia and Germany: Pretty much
Narrator: Tino Väinämöinen
Finland: It's so nice to meet different people every time!
Narrator: And Emil Steilsson
Iceland: Stop calling me that
Norway: What's wrong with big brother?
Iceland: I said stop!
Narrator: Five personified countries-
Japan: And you said you are...?
Denmark: We are the SacndivnaianHood! That's what!
Narrator: Who likes to do stupid stuff-
Finland: Does this langerin make my ass look fat?
Sweden: Enough for me to eat
Iceland: Oh god!
Denmark: I'm gonna build a castle!
Norway: Anko
Narrator: And are worshiped by the fangirls
*Doors Slam*
Norway: I knew we shouldn't do "Sexy Back"
Denmark: But it brought the fangirl army
Iceland: They just want those Yaoi shots between Berwald and you!
Denmark: Well, I am sexy- *Norway choking him*
Narrator: But, really now...
Finland: Stop being a show of Norge!
Norway: It's not my fault I can play Fairy Tale better
Narrator: If you still want to be respected, you probably shouldn't show this to your family
Sweden: You kill people on Christmas?!
Iceland: That's only if the kids aren't behaving well that year!
Finland: *faints*
Narrator: Like, seriously, don't
Denmark: Bring out the annual Viking beer! *Viking trio going wild*
Narrator: Especially not the ships
*SuFin moment on kitchen floor*
Norway: What are you doing?
Iceland: Sex Ed
Norway: Ah okay- WAIT WHAT?! I REFUSE FOR YOU TO LEARN THAT SHIT!
Iceland: BUT IT'S PART OF MY CLASSES!
*SuDen Moment*
Denmark: Wait! Is anyone else home?!
Sweden: I made sure Tino and Lukas were at their concert band, Peter is at Arthurs, and Emil is over at Leons place
Denmark: Oh, okay *resume sexy moment*
Narrator: They know they're being watched by this aren't they?
Iceland: Do you have that feeling someone is watching you?
Hong Kong: *Eating Noodles* Hmm... nope
Iceland: Really?
Narrator: Hetalia Nordic 5! Look for it on / DVD! Coming soon when you want it! Featuring, Leon, Ludwig, Ivan, Alfred, Gilbert, and more!
Finland: What the hell are you guys doing?!
Norway: Playing strip poker
Denmark: Can someone give me a blanket? It's cold in here
Sweden: No
Iceland: Why did I agree to be in this family?
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