A/N: My friend roleplays as a quality Mikado, so I went off on one of his starters and we made some quality smut. Enjoy.
When he arrived on his doorstep that night, Mikado hadn't thought twice about reaching out to pinch his cheek. "M-Masaomi.."
The fist that had been rubbing at his drowsy eyes lowered. And his other hand, which had pinched him, also fell away.
And for a moment he stood there. Slack-jawed.
"..It's.. It's really you..? Masaomi..?"
"You bet your dollar, assboy," Masaomi leaned suggestively against the doorframe.
Mikado bit down on his lip awkwardly.
"W-What..."
"Did you not," he shimmied up to his friend, "Hear me clearly?"
"SONOHARA-SAN ATE MY Q TIPS..." Mikado said, picking the lint from his ears.
"So probably not."
Masaomi ceased his shimmy, looking Mikado over before tonguing his ear.
"Oh, that was wetter than expected..." Mikado gasped.
"I know how we can get drenched," Masaomi whispered into Mikado's ear, slipping a hand down his pants...to pull out his wallet.
"MAKE IT RAIN, MAKE IT RAIN."
Taking his wallet back from his friend, Mikado pulled out a few banknotes and said:
"DOLLA-DOLLA-DOLLARSSS"
Masaomi shimmied like never before, moaning through the banknotes he caught in his teeth.
Mikado tossed banknote after banknote at the shimmying Masaomi, until his wallet had been completely emptied.
"Well.. You were right about getting drenched."
"I'm so wet I'm worried it might make your money soggy." Masaomi flicked a banknote off his tongue.
"Then how about instead of putting my money in your mouth why don't you put something else?"
Masaomi fell to his knees, resuming his shimmy as he slid up to Mikado's crotch, "You got change in there or somethin'?"
"Yeah, a pretty big coin roll behind the fly."
Masaomi grunted, "The Keeds likes big money."
Grabbing Mikado's ass, he shook it as if expecting to hear the coins clinking about behind the fabric, "Ohhh, yeah. That's what I love to hear..."
Mikado's face flushed and he whimpered softly:
"K-Kaching..."
Masaomi pressed his cheek against Mikado's bulging pants, whispering, "Gunshot, gunshot..."
He dragged a finger along the zipper, "Cash register noise..."
With that, Mikado's coin roll punched out with a loud cha-ching.
Masaomi lapped up what coins were left, "I guess I really know how to work that money maker, huh...Mikado-kun..."
"Oh Masaomi.." Mikado said in a breathy tone.
"I want to make it so you cant walk for days... And by that I dont mean by pumping your legs full of lead.."
"Y-You want to fill my pockets with cash...?" Masaomi huffed.
"Only if you can work for it.." Mikado said lowly, mocking Masaomis shimmy.
Masaomi's eyes glazed over in a greedy lust as he stood, "Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy..."
[omitted sex scene]
Coins shot around the room, even breaking Mikado's sorry excuse of a window.
"H-Here's your reciept.." Mikado said with a light blush.
Masaomi let his head thud against the floor. Looking up at the window with a ragged breath, he whined into Mikado's ear, "Am I gonna have to pay for that..."
"Only by the hour.." He said, looking out into the rainy night.
"B...Bitch gotta eat..."
"Y-You know what you can eat...?" Masaomi licked his lips.
From the street below, a deafening screech came in, "OH MY GO ODDHDH JSNH BIWJL NO NO"
A small blade smashed what was left of Mikado's poor window, "GOOD BYE."