Pearl was in the kitchen folding dishes while listening to jazz.
Garnet was getting down with her bad self in front of the mirror.
Pearl suddenly threw a plate, making eagle noises.
Steven jumped, catching the plate in his mouth and landing in a ballerina twirl.
Amethyst shifted herself into the yaranaika face, clapping before being flung through the wall into the sea.
"It's a bird!" Pearl cried. "It's a plane!" Garnett stated. "It's my hopes and dreams of ever becoming a man, being drowned under three ultimate friendzoned vaginas." Steven deadpanned.
Rose suddenly burst through the floor and slapped Steven through the roof, pounding her chest like an ape NOT IN MY GOOD GEM HOUSEHOLD she screeched.
Pearl fainted, unable to withstand the beauty of her lesbian fantasies.
Steven floated off into the clouds while garnet watched silently from the wall.
And they proceeded to friendzone him until death. The End.
Garnet was getting down with her bad self in front of the mirror.
Pearl suddenly threw a plate, making eagle noises.
Steven jumped, catching the plate in his mouth and landing in a ballerina twirl.
Amethyst shifted herself into the yaranaika face, clapping before being flung through the wall into the sea.
"It's a bird!" Pearl cried. "It's a plane!" Garnett stated. "It's my hopes and dreams of ever becoming a man, being drowned under three ultimate friendzoned vaginas." Steven deadpanned.
Rose suddenly burst through the floor and slapped Steven through the roof, pounding her chest like an ape NOT IN MY GOOD GEM HOUSEHOLD she screeched.
Pearl fainted, unable to withstand the beauty of her lesbian fantasies.
Steven floated off into the clouds while garnet watched silently from the wall.
And they proceeded to friendzone him until death. The End.