Today was the day; Biolizard was finally going to admit his feelings for Hatsun. He had been in love with the earth bird since the first day he laid his dinosaur-lizard-shadow-prototype eyes on him. His undying love had started the day Biolizard became exhausted of the restrictions set upon him on the Ark. With that, he transmitted to Earth using the power of his chaos energy only to find himself in the middle of Soleanna. Greeted by the screams of townspeople and guards, Biolizard felt unloved and misplaced. His feelings were definitely not wrong, he was in fact a colossal lizard/dinosaur in the middle of a town.
Then, he saw him. When the world turned their back on Biolizard, a single fluff ball with glimmering black pigeon eyes still sat there.
"Coo," Spoke the angelic pigeon. "Coo, coo."
"rAUGHHFJJHHASJ." (ily) Biolizard responded to his love.
"Coo?" Hatsun tilted his head. Hatsun didn't understand lizard.
Biolizard blushed at the memory. His usually orange cheeks became a pale pink. To think, they've been best friends forever. Biolizard just couldn't wait any longer; he had to confess as soon as he could.
"Coo!" Hatsun cooed.
"EEHEHJDSH" (nvm)Biolizard thought.His original statement was a lie, he could wait longer.
"Coo?" Hatsun was confused, Biolizard seemed deep in thought. "COO?"
"AJJHSDSHIDJ." (sry hi) Biolizard blushed even more. "ajjAJSJDSFDJDJDFJHDJHD-" (so… I wnted 2 say smthing-)
"HOLD IT!" A voice yelled from a distance. "HATSUN, WAIT!"
"JSJKJFDJFUJISJIUIF." (no…its…hIM) Biolizard thought with a mighty rage.
Wheezing, out of breath, slowly running towards them was none other than Silver the Hedgehog. His pale fur and golden eyes glimmered in the sun. His massive hair stood exceptionally tall today, and his glowing aura was as teal and bright as ever.
"sjsdjjdfidfski" (no…not the walking meme) Biolizard mumbled.
Silver was Biolizard's rival, he was always just so smooth with the men. Silver was their bacon flavored bro-milk, no man could resist him. Biolizard's hopes and dreams could be shattered if Silver decides he wants Hatsun. Biolizard couldn't even stand the thought of it.
"S-stop." He panted and wheezed. "Hatsun I have something to teLL YOU."
The beautiful bird nodded and cooed. "Coo."
"SJJSDKJDJFKFFIJFRRIRISK" (at this rate… hes on his way to steal my man) Biolizard shook his head furiously. Nobody would take Hatsun from him, especially Silver.
Biolizard jumped in front of the 4-foot tall hedgehog. "ASASJDHSHUHFDJFHASEFUJH" (U WILL NVR HAVE HIM) He bellowed.
"Bruh," Silver rolled his eyes. "I'm not actually here for th- you know what? Never mind that you failed prototype, sure I am."
"By the way, how does that even work? You can't seriously tell me Gerald thought 'Oh yes, let me create this giant lizard to cure my daughter and be her friend.' Like, there is no way that actually happened you don't even look like Sha-"
While he was busy questioning the unsolvable logic of Biolizard's existence, Biolizard whipped him with his tail and sent him flying across Soleanna. Satisfied with his good job, Biolizard turned to Hatsun with loving eyes.
"HAUSJKSDDSJDK…" (Hatsun…) Biolizard began.
Then, out of seemingly nowhere, Princess Elise walked up to Hatsun. Picking her up with her princess fingers, she gave a princess look at Biolizard.
"Oh, Hatsun! Did you make a friend?" Elise looked lovingly into the bird's eyes.
"Coo." Hatsun replied, as he snuggled into Elise's hand.
"Oh hi there, didn't Sonic and Shadow murder you?" Elise was now looking at Biolizard. "Anyway, thanks for keeping my husband some company. I had to run some errands. Bye now." With that, she walked away.
Sitting in shock, Biolizard had now been plunged into a deep dark depression.
"hsjAUSIHUIDSHDFIUHSDUHFDIUFSDIU" (I thought… he was my bae…) Biolizard cried lizard tears.
While doing that, Biolizard was weak. "There he is Shadow." Silver whispered.
"Time to finish the job, don't do anything Silver." Shadow whispered. He lunged up and killed Biolizard once and for all with a chaos spear.
"Nice." Silver whispered.