1The first meeting of Britain and China was 1637 when Britain came to see China. When they first meat they had trouble speaking. After a while they manage to speak to each other. Then things started to get friendly. Around 1793 England came again to Beijing. England was memorized by her foreign beauty and her silks. But when it came to her tea, he enjoyed that the most. But he soon found out that she was very stubborn when it came to trading.

"Come on China! How hard is it to part with tea!?" Said the angered England.

"It's not that aru, it's just I don't need or want anything from you aru." Said sweet China.

China sat on her cozy chair reading some of her new literature, While England stomps around the room.

She puts down her book and stares at the strange man pacing.

She giggles "Would you like some tea to…"

"Of course I would but you won't trade with me!" he interrupted

She crosses her arms and yells back. "If you would let me finish aru! I was going to say to calm you down aru!"

England finally stopped pacing, feeling guilty at upsetting his hostess. He sighed and nodded for tea, then walked over to the couch and slumped down, tired of arguing with the small woman over trades. What could he offer her that she would like? Maybe he should turn on some more charm. Taking help he got from France a long time ago when he asked about women. When she came back with tea he started to put his plan into action.

"I'm sorry for acting so selfish, Please tell if I can do anything to trade for your tea." Giving her his "best" smile.

China sighed and sat down next to him and started pouring some tea. "Look England I don't want anything form you aru… Maybe you should just buy my tea instead of wanting to trade aru."

England coughed and choked on his tea at the notion of buying tea, the Queen won't like that idea. England gave her a weak smile. Then set his tea down, crossed one leg over the other, lend back and place an arm around China and placed his hand on her shoulder.

"At least let me keep trying. I'll be leaving soon so let's do something fun to forget about this non-trading thing."

China looks at England funny. Confused at the strange man's actions. She tries to move away but his strong arm prevents her from moving.

"Um what are you doing aru?"

"Well I just figured out what we can do to forget about trading." He said with a devious smile. Then leans in to give her a kiss.

SLAP!

China manages to back hand him and get loose form his grip. She stands up and looks down at him.

"HOW DARE YOU ARU! IS THAT HOW YOU BARBARIANS ACT TOWARDS WOMEN ARU!"

The stunned England just stared at his hostess. He sighed and rubbed his cheek. So much for using what France had taught him, course he could have been teasing him all along. England got up, brushed himself off and bowed before China.

"No it's not, I apologize, I was taking a tip from a French man to smooth things over. I'm sorry it won't happen again." He said and walked to leave the living room. When he got to the door he stopped. "Um sorry to ask this but can you help me run a bath?"

"Fine but don't touch me aru." She said and led him to his room.

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