So, peepz, this is gonna be my fanfic of crazieness! itz gonna be like all bad grammarz, imz doings dis on purpose pplz, spesial fangz to nice people, geddit cuz im goffik?

So, Ron and Neville meet, and decide to team up to make Luna and Hermione, who are currently in a relationship trying to do the same thing, jealous. Plz dont flame plpz, special fangz to evry1 whos nice, geddit cuz im goffik?

He saw them, walking hand in hand, smiling at each other. he thought, "no fair i like hermeeone, how come she luvs loona, snot fair!" he apprated away to nefille an sed, we need 2 talk. "whatya want ron?" "i want hermeeone 2 luv me steada loona, an u luv loona, rite?" "yeah ron good idea, we should be in a ship 2 make dem jelus!" "yeah, good idea!"

"Loona" said hermeeone "come here" "what" "well u luv nefille, i luv ron, wanna pretend we luv eachother to get dem jelus?" "good idea hermee, so lets like hold hands in front of dem or sumthin." "okays."