Tony felt like seeing some stripper booty one day. He had gone to many of his regular joints countless times so he decided to go find a new joint. He walked around in a random, shady part of town to find a new place. He finally came across a club called Divaz.

"Hmm… this looks like a good one," he said strolling in. The darkness and loud music hit him instantly; a girl who just finished her dance was walking off stage. Tony took a seat near the stage and ordered a drink.

"The women look a little… different here," he said glancing around.

"Here's your drink, honey," a husky voiced woman said setting his drink down.

"And up next up is Lady Liberty!" a voiced announced. A busty blonde dressed up as the Statue of Liberty walked out on stage.

"Aww yea, now this chick is hot!" Tony yelled clapping for the the babe. Tony almost passed out from excitement.

"I'm in love with a stripper!" he shouted. He made his way towards the stage. "Fuck the Pain Away" started playing and she ripped off her outfit to reveal a star spangled bra and panties.

"Hot damn what a nice body…" Tony said checking out the stripper.

"Hey baby!" Tony shouted. "How much can a couple hundred get me?" He said winking. Lady Liberty looked at him shocked. She turned away with a distraught face but continued with her show. She walked up to the pole and wrapped her silky, muscular legs around the pole and swung around. Money started getting thrown all over the stage. Tony eyed her toned yet curvy body. Her show was coming to a close, she moved her hands slowly up to her breasts about to reveal what lay underneath.

"Oh fuck yes…" Tony whispered waiting for the finale. Lady Liberty unhooked her bra to reveal… a bare chest.

"What the FUUUUCK!" Tony yelled for the whole club to hear.

"Okay, you BETTER be like that from breast cancer!" Tony shouted. Lady Liberty thought frantically trying to keep her cover.

"Oh, yes! It was tragic…" Tony waved some bills in the air smiling.

"Oh yeahhhhhh!" he shouted, "Where were we then?" Lady Liberty smirked and went up to Tony wrapping her arm around Tony's shoulders. "How about a lap dance?" Tony whispered into her ear. She got on Tony's lap and started doing her dance. "Oh yeah baby, that's hot," he said feeling her up. He reached lower down her body, "I wonder what's under these cute panties," he thought grabbing her. "…What…" he said groping her.

"Ahh! Don't touch me there, Tony!" she screamed and quickly covered her mouth.

"What the fuck was that I just grabbed… and how did you know my name!"

"It's what you get, you perv!" she screamed. Tony ripped her wig off and shrieked.

"STEVE!" I didn't know you were so sexy…" Tony said, Steve blushed.

"I... didn't know you were into this sort of thing," Steve said, blushing even more.

"I didn't know neither… until I saw you," Tony said leaning in. "Besides… this is different and exciting," Tony grinned. Steve backed away

"Ohh… Tony, you know I've always liked you but I was scared of what you'd think if you saw me like this," Steve said blushing.

"You're beautiful…" Tony said grabbing Steve around his waist. Suddenly they heard a group of gasps and looked over to see the other guys of the Avengers staring at them.

"What the fuck, Steve!" yelled Thor.

Tony never showed his face again at Divaz. But he did bring home a souvenir.