Pick-up Comebacks (Embry Call one-shot)
I do not own Twilight in any way.
"Hey Belle. Can I try some pick-up lines on you?" Embry asked.
We were in Jake's garage.
Jake was working on his car.
"Sure. I guess", I said.
"Did it hurt?" Embry asked.
"What?" I asked.
"When you fell, from heaven, because with a face like that, you've gotta be an angel", Embry said.
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'd take over", I said.
Embry pouted. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together", Embry said.
"And if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together", I said.
"Is this seat empty?" Embry asked.
"No, but mine will be if you sit down", I said.
"Do you have a map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes", Embry said.
"No, but you can get lost in the woods", I said. I heard a howl. I smiled and got out of Jacob's Rabbit.
Paul and Jared entered the garage.
I walked up to Paul and pecked him on the lips.
"I hope these morons didn't bother you too much", Paul said.
"Embry tried some pick-up lines on me, but I shot every one of them down", I said.
"That's my girl", Paul said.
"Cheer up Em. Once you imprint, you won't need those stupid pick-up lines", I said.