Chapter One

Discussion

The two girls walking down the hallway were absorbed in their conversation and completely oblivious to the attention they drew. They were the subject of stares, sidelong glances and an occasional furtive cellphone photograph, mostly from boys but with a few female admirers as well.

The tall, long necked girl with orange hair was Candace Flynn. She was wearing her usual outfit of a red sleeveless shirt, a white miniskirt, red socks and white shoes.

The darker girl with an Asian cast to her features was Stacy Hirano. Stacy wore an aquamarine blouse styled like hospital scrubs, a blue miniskirt, light green above-the-knee socks and had a blue bow in her hair.

Both of their skirts were so short and full that a quick spin would cause the hemlines to rise up and give the observers a glimpse of their undies. This was exactly what most of the onlookers were hoping for and why so many cameras were at the ready.

Among the geekier elements of the school population, new sexy shots of either Candace or Stacy were worth valuable geek-cred; the elusive element that brought admiration and new followers to those who were able to obtain it.

The acknowledged 'King of the Geeks' was Albert Du Bois whose little brother Irving stalked and took copious notes on Candace's brothers, Phineas and Ferb.

Albert started the trend of 'baiting' the girls by putting objects that would attract their attention on the floor and then snapping a photo when they bent down to pick it up. By studying his brothers notes, Albert determined that Candace was a fan of both Ducky Momo and Little Mary McGuffin dolls.

Using this knowledge he baited a trap for Candace that involved a rare Little Mary McGuffin outfit and a hidden camera with a motion sensing shutter that captured an upskirt photo of Candace with a clearly defined cameltoe that earned him the title of 'Master Baiter'.

"OMG Stacy, I don't know what came over me. I was giving my speech in front of the class and I started daydreaming about busting my brothers and how that would allow me to spend more time with Jeremy. Then I was thinking about making out with Jeremy and totally forgot what I was talking about." Candace paused for a breath and Stacy interrupted her.

"Calm down Candace, you got a 'C' on your speech and you can bring it up to a 'B' just by showing up at the makeup session. This is just another attempt to bust your brothers that failed, it's not like that's an unusual result."

"But Stacy, this is the perfect opportunity, Mayor for a day! I could use all the power of the city government to bring those two down! I had it all planned out, and then I went and blew the speech portion. Now my entry won't be considered unless I can get an 'A' on the makeup speech."

"Are you sure that you want to do the full makeup session Candace? I've heard some disturbing rumors about what goes on there."

"So have I, but there is no other way to get back into the contest and carry out my plan. I know that Jenny takes Mr. Purveys' makeup test almost every week but when I asked her about the rumors all she would say was, 'You know he's an ass man right?'"

"What is that supposed to mean anyway?" Stacy mused. "You don't suppose he's noticed that you are starting to develop a bubble butt like your mom?"

"No way! I do not have my mom's butt! You take that back!" Candace hissed.

Stacy just laughed and said "Mr. Purvey must be an ass man since the rumor is that he and Miss Proudbottom are dating."

"Now that woman has some serious booty, I heard that she moved here from Nashville. I bet she was the inspiration for that badonkadonk craze in country music." Candace said.

"It wouldn't surprise me if that were true," Stacy said, "But what about some of those other rumors about her and Mr. Purvey?"

"Like what?"

"Like he was a soldier in the first Gulf War and got his danglers shot off in Iraq."

"Danglers? What are danglers?" asked Candace.

"Guy parts that dangle Candace; seriously?"

"Oh," said Candace with a flushed face; "I get it now."

"If that's true then they really can't get up to anything very physical can they?" asked Stacy. "I wonder how they get their rocks off?"

"I for one really don't want to know, I just want to get my 'A', move on to the contest, become 'Mayor for a Day' and bust my brothers."

"Whoa Candace, you talk like you already have the contest locked up." chided Stacy; "Remember you still have to get that 'A' on the makeup speech and then beat all the other candidates in the actual competition."

"Just let me at it, I am psyched up and ready to do whatever it takes. Those two are going down!"

"You do realize that two of the people you have to beat out are Jeremy and myself?"

"My best friend and my boyfriend will surely not stand in my way when I am so close to busting my brothers." Candace said while giving Stacy her best puppy dog face.

"Ha!" said Stacy, "We are both going all out to win the contest because you are just going to fail like every other time you've tried to bust them."

"Well I didn't want to go medieval on your butts, but if that's the way you want it..."

"That's the way it is Candace; we are not going to stand by and let you walk away with this contest without a fight."

"If that's the way you want it then bring it on baby!"