Yay! My first fanfic! :D I aim to make an epic one that lasts for as long as I'm up here! :] Yeah... I try, I try... but honestly, It's a must when it comes to fanfics that you have to be able to please the reader! Sometimes I just don't know if there's something wrong with the author or not when something just so happens to come up.

Still, story time~!

DISCLAIMER: I dunz own Black Butler ;_;

I took in a deep breath and then let it out as slowly as possible. The damn teacher was making me repeat the problem over again so that my idiotic classmates would finally catch hold of it. Honestly, who the hell wouldn't be able to figure out a problem after it having been repeated before you four times over? Actually, that kinda sounded like me when I was first learning how to solve this kind of equation... whatever.

Finally, the teacher gave up hope with my classmate's minds and instead motioned for me to sit back down. I smiled in relief. I'd never become a teacher. I have found that just trying to make a person listen is like trying to break titanium with a water gun. Well, sometimes it's like that.

That's why I have a certain somebody as a friend. So soft, adorable, feathery and kind...

My pet canary Revinold! Yay!

Just thinking about him gives me the shivers. Oh how I longed for his tiny little feet to grip my shoulder, his bright-yellow feathers and large black eyes holding an almost formidable innocence... *sigh* But then again... My face flitted back to it's normal, serious expression. I'm in school! Must. Keep. Up. Serious. Facade.

I walked silently to my seat and sat down. My name is Alice Landon. I'm sixteen and live in the averagely hectic city of Chicago Illinois. I love it here, and that's the truth. Sure it can be crappy sometimes, but you know what I love the most about this city? It's always living. Not like some dead suburbs or some sort of "silent and constrained city," not at all. More of a "fireworks-exploding" sort of deal.

Yeah. That's exactly it. I zoned out in the middle of class, knowing that the teacher was still trying his best to teach the stubborn students. I didn't care too much for being too serious, but I really liked doing my best... so that's why I do it. Yeah. The whole "serious" thing. Yeah... go.. serious. -_-'

No! Honestly it's extremely boring, but I'm a very two-faced person! If you want to become a doctor some day, that also means that you have to get straight A's and build up an "excellent reputation." That's how mom put it anyway. Eventually, the school's bell rang. I collecting my books from my desk and stood up from my chair, the sound of several others scraping against the floor in a hurry to get to the next class.

Standing up, I walked towards the classroom door. I noticed that my poor teacher had his face planted into his desk and back-stepped away from the door to give him a reassuring pat on the arm. Sometimes I just feel forced to make people feel better, or I end up feeling guilty in the end or something.

~*AFTER SCHOOL*~

"Heeeey Allie~!" Oh boy... it's Rebecca again.

"O-oh hey Rebecca..." She. Is. Obsessed. With-

"You have gotta check out the new Black Butler episode~! That teacher you comforted kinda reminds me of this guy!"

Rebecca flung open one of the possibly hundred books of manga in her bag and stuck it underneath my face. Without looking at it, I replied with a cruel glare.

"Move it you annoying person!" I hissed, attempting to out-maneuver my friend. "I have business to attend to that's far more important than this!"

Rebecca snorted, pouting at me while her orange-dyed curls bounced on her head. "Let me guess, This so-called "business" is really your homework, isn't it? Or possibly even that annoying ball of fluff?" She scrunched her face up at the last one, my face darkening as she insulted Revinold.

Glaring and advanced upon her, she screeched and backed up.

"Begone demon!" The cowering teen screamed as her arms flailed around. Honestly, demon? That doesn't even begin to describe me... I was on the verge of murdering her right on the spot. I might as well be Satan at this rate, my anger nearly incomparable to that monster...

Rebecca then leapt up, pouting even more and pointing a finger at me. "Alice!" She whined. "Stop being a William~! You know how I hate that character! And I also know that you're always like this when something important has to happen-"

"Like my homework?" I fumed, cutting her off.

"W-whatever... hey! Who's you're favorite character anyway? Mine is Sebasss~" She stretched one of the main character's names out. Are those hearts in her eyes? Nah. Don't even make me laugh.

"But I also support Grelly-chan too! He is a little freaky, but I support him because he always makes his own choices in life!"

"You shout a lot..."

"And then Ciel is super smart, and adorable nonetheless! He's so uptight that I could stick a lump of coal between his buns and get a diamond out in the end~! Wait a second, since when did we start talking about butts that make diamonds?" She paused, putting her finger again her cheek and pushing the skin inwards every so often, thus creating a strange "popping" noise.

I inhaled a large amount of air and began to slowly move away from her, praying that she wouldn't suddenly turn around-

"Don't think I don't know you're trying to escape!" She exclaimed. I turned my head towards the school entryway as tears ran down the sides of my face. So damn close. And I didn't want to lose a buddy either, so I slouched and began moving back. Rebecca glared down at me when I suddenly straightened up and glowered down at her. She shuddered and rolled her eyes. I shrank back down again, now considering her not a threat. Yeah. I can be territorial. I hate it when people look down on me, which I'm sure a lot do (except for the teachers, they luvin' me).

"Oh yeah, and how can I possibly forget Undertaker? I find him adoooorable~! The way he eats his little cookies and giggles- oh my god."

I blinked and turned to her slowly, drawling the words out. "Whaat is iit...?"

"That reminds me of you, Alice!"

"Oh lord. Not another comparison."

"'Cause when you're not all 'William like,' you actually behave a lot like the Undertaker!"

I "ppffft-ed" at this. "No way, since when?"

"Um since forever- hey! Smile!" Rebecca exclaimed.

"Uh, no way creep-o."

Then Rebecca frowned, lowering her head. "I think I'll have to use... the tech-NIQUE!"

"No, what do you- pfftWAHAHAHAHA!" She was tickling me!

Rebecca jumped away from me, obviously alarmed. "Wow... come to think of it, I've never seen or heard you laugh for a while... you smile like Undertaker too~! OMG you MUST come with me to the "AnimeCON!" You'll make the most amazing femUndertaker! You know, like a much more slender and delicate~ one?"

My face stopped smiling and I glared at her. "If I go with you, will you stop torturing me?"

"For a while."

"Deal."

Heheh... butt squeezing out a diamond... heh. Poor Ciel. Good thing they aren't in the other world yet, otherwise he would have been super embarrassed-

Ciel: You're a monster!

Ghost-Reverie001: Rly?

Ciel: Honestly! Sebastian, don't you agree?

Sebastian: :D

Ghost-Reverie001: Yeah, I thought so too~

Ciel: WTF mind powers?

Sebastian and Ghost-Reverie001: Not quite~

!1!TEAMWORK!1!

Please review! I don't wanna be alone you know... they're like the wings I use to fly~