This is my first story! I am probably gonna suck at it real bad but who cares? .......well, I do, kind of…… HAHA, anyways, it's a Hichi-hime-ichi Fanfic. (Hichigo, Orihime, & Ichigo) I had a dream about it one time so I decided to make it a fan fiction.

SUMMARY: Ichigo and Shiro (hollow ichigo) are twin brothers. They find out that their crazy father is going to adopt a new girl into the family, she is the same age as Shiro and Ichigo and has the same birthday, but she is two hours younger then them. (Ooh, I wonder who it's going to be, tch)

Disclaimer!!!I do not own bleach, Kubo Tite does. If I did own bleach, there would have been a riot in my backyard a loooooong time ago. _ hah~

Anyways…….ENJOY!!

Adding to the insanity

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The Kurosaki family isn't the most typical family you would meet in karakura town. Okay, that was an understatement, they are total psychos! They don't care, they know it's true.

"I-C-H-G-OOOOOOO!" Isshin flew at his eldest son full speed in a drop-kick. The twin brothers lazily sat up and grabbed their father's legs and threw him across the room.

"Darn it you old goat, why do you always only attack me in the morning? Can't I wake up to an alarm clock like a NORMAL teenager!?" Ichigo shouted, scowling at his nearly unconscious father. His scowl deepened as his father's eyes started to sparkle.

"My sons, you are strong now, I have nothing left to teach you. My, job… is… done." Isshin dramatically put a hand to his chest and slowly fell to the ground.

"Tch, I wish." Shiro muttered. He rolled his eyes and grinned sadistically, imagining his old man finally croaking and then dancing on his grave. He wrapped his arms around his brother's waist and laughed maniacally. Isshin got up and stared at his sons. The albino teen had gotten into his carrot top brother's bed and both were only wearing boxers and were snuggling. He instantly ran downstairs to a huge blown up picture of his late wife, Misaki, and started sobbing dramatically.

"Oh, my lovely wife, Misaki, your sons have went down a different path, I have failed you~" Karin, the twins younger sister, glanced uninterestedly at her father and then at her brother's bedroom door. After a few seconds, Ichigo and his albino twin appeared fully dressed and glaring at their overdramatic father.

"What's up with goat-chin over there, he's been crying about his son's taking another path in life. What's he talking a-?" Karin asked curiously but Isshin interrupted her,

"Your brothers are GAY!" Karin just about spit her breakfast all over the table. She started coughing, almost choking.

"What?" She and her sister Yuzu, (who had been in the kitchen this whole time) sputtered in unison. Everyone looked at the two boys who were now furiously glaring at their idiot father.

"WE ARE NOT GAY!" they answered back. Shiro added sleepily, "and why'd ya wake us up? It's still summer and we have a week till school starts." There were bags under his eyes and he wanted to go back to sleep.

Isshin suddenly went blank. Why did I wake them all up again…? He paused for a minute, then he smiled a broad smile, "Oh yeah, Today we have a family meeting!" The children groaned, they weren't too fond of their father's 'Family meetings'. All he did was talk about parties and plans that no one wanted to do with him. Even so, they all took a seat at the dining room table.

The old man waited until they were all seated and quiet, then he began. "Well, I met this young lady who worked at an Ice cream shop a few days ago. She was very nice and her body was very… um… matured." The kids gave him a quizzical look, "She had a beautiful smile, just like your mother, but she was a bit of a daydreamer." He went on. "We started talking to each other a lot and I found out that she was an orphan. She is the same age as Shiro and Ichigo, and share the same birthday as you two." He paused, smirking at his children's sudden interest in the meeting. Their faces said 'get on with it old man' so he continued.

"She seemed desperate to find a home because the orphanage would have to let her go in three years and she didn't want to live alone. So I offered to adopt her. I already signed all the paperwork and I am going to pick her up today." All four kid's jaws dropped in shock. Their minds went blank. Yuzu seemed happy to have an older sister she could look up to but Karin, Shiro, and Ichigo thought otherwise.

"WHAT? You should have had this meeting BEFORE you chose to suddenly adopt a girl that you met at an Ice cream shop. What is your problem?" Ichigo close to screamed at his goat-chinned dad's face. His father just smiled and Ichigo was just more ticked off.

"I think it's a great idea!" They all stared at the youngest Kurosaki girl in disbelief. (Though Isshin seemed overjoyed) Was she out of her mind?

"Yuzu, you do know that we will have to live with a total stranger that only dad has met, right?" Karin asked. She grinned,

"Well, of course! Isn't that how families who adopt others meet the new family member?" She had a point there. That is how people meet others. They couldn't help but agree with their little sister, who was then bounding with joy and dancing with Isshin. They were groaning inwardly, this is adding to the insanity.

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Author's notes:

YAY! The first chapter is done! I feel like a heavy rock has finally been lifted of my shoulders, but I don't know why……………_

Haha! Oh well, please review! The next chapter will be coming soon. XD!!

Man, that was a very short authors notes thing. It is a short story too.....