DISCLAIMER!
I don't own any thing but the idea and the computer I'm typing on
I'm only writing this so you DON'T SUPPOSE IT'S MINE!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: In the movie there were three possible endings [four according to a gay guy in his mother's basement who edits Wikipedia (also not mine) for a hobby] I'll do the first one in the TV "theatrical" version.
I added in my own jokes, so if you want word-for-word WATCH THE F***IN' MOVIE.
[Chapter One: Preparing for guests]
Shadow was driving down the road going to his friend's summer mansion for a gathering of people; he thinks 'This will just be a regular dinner party, HOPEFULLY nothing else.'
Turning into the driveway he steps out of his black Viper and walks towards the house, being stopped by the Rottweiler near the door. Eyeing him hungrily, they go towards him. Yanking out a steak for the dogs, he throws them at the demented-looking dogs. Loosening their chains he opens the door.
He walks into the house and looks for something out-of-place, finding nothing. He walks down the hall, putting on the rest of his tuxedo as he walks towards the Library. He yanks open the door and hears 80's music. He walks over to Blaze as she cleans the wine glasses, and stops he the CD player.
"Blaze," Shadow says bluntly, "is everything for this evening..."
"Yes it is," Cutting Shadow off.
"...And you have your...um...instructions."
As she nods her head, he leaves for the Kitchen.
Getting there Shadow sees Bunnie enveloped in her sharpening.
"Is everything aright in-" being stopped by the serrated blade inches from his face.
"Dinner is At 7:30" Bunnie says coldly, giving the 'get out of here' stare Shadow himself gave to countless of people.
"Ding dong" a bell was heard through out the house. Checking his watch, and seeing 7:06 he sighs 'Here we go, this will be the beginning of a LONG night'
[End of Chapter One]
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