Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Cardcaptor Sakura. Although I wish I did.

Summary: Everything is Eriol's fault according to Tomoyo, Sakura and Syaoran. Little different glimpses of the three's accounts on why it's all Eriol's fault. Eriol may be Clow's reincarnation, but he's not perfect.

Chapter 1

Blame Everything On Eriol

Dark amber was the last she saw, before losing consciousness.

Her surroundings seemed to be swirling and the lights were exceptionally bright, making her squint. Finding herself in an unfamiliar place, she began recounting the night's events.

But the only thing she could remember was partying with Tomoyo at a newly opened club. She must have drunk too much. Blame that on Eriol. She kept losing to him in that silly finger game and the loser had to drink up. She must remember to change that forfeit the next time. Bar-top dancing sounded pretty nice. Imagine Eriol doing that. Tomoyo would love to tape him, the girl giggled.

She glanced around.

"Since when was my room green? Oni-chan must have done something to it." She muttered hoarsely to herself. Even with that thought, the poor disoriented girl was still thoroughly confused.

Touya wouldn't have had the time to pull such a big prank on her. Sure, he may be childish at times, endlessly teasing her, but being the president of Kinomoto Corp., Touya was quite busy. Fujitaka had retired early to pursue his interest in archeology, leaving the company with Touya.

The girl shivered. This forest green room was frighteningly different from her usual surroundings. So if she wasn't in her own bedroom or Tomoyo's (going by the sense of masculinity exuded from the room), where on earth was she?!

Doing the most sensible thing a girl could do in such a situation, she screamed. After all, it is not everyday where you wake up in a foreign place.

In response to the loud piercing sound that filled the whole house, the bedroom door crashed open. The petite lady on the bed stopped screaming and whipped her head around to face the intruder.

A young man, who was perhaps 21, stumbled into the room. An annoyed expression graced his handsome features. He was clearly in a foul mood. Who wouldn't be if one were to be rudely awakened while in the middle of a dream. A dream, where he was kissing his emerald eyed angel.

Tousled chocolate brown bangs fell over his eyes, but he pushed them aside to get a good look at the girl currently on HIS bed. He had given up his comfortable bed for her and this is how she repays him, by depriving him of sleep. "Damn Tomoyo and her persuasiveness," he scowled.

"Hey! Wait a minute." "REWIND!" Someone cut in.

"Sakura. What do you mean by, as I quote... 'Blame that on Eriol'." A very wounded looking Eriol turned to Sakura.

"You were the one who insisted that I play a game with you." His glasses flashed in the light.

"But you came up with the forfeit Eriol dear, knowing that Sakura couldn't hold her liquor", Tomoyo shook her head, but all of a sudden, she grinned. A grin to match one of Eriol's trademark Cheshire smiles.

"OHOHOHO! Talking about forfeits, I would really love to see you bar-top dancing." There was undoubtedly a mischievous glint in her amethyst eyes.

This time round it was Syaoran's turn to smirk at his four-eyed freak of an ancestor.

"Why Hiiragizawa, care to show us? I'm sure Tomoyo will be ready with her video camera." And with that, Syaoran started to plan the humiliation of Eriol Hiiragizawa, cackling evilly to himself. 'First I'll steal the footage from Tomoyo and then broadcast it to the world. Mwahahaha. Hiiragizawa shall DIEE'

Seeing the crazed look on Syaoran's face, Sakura cautiously poked her beloved.

"Syaoran." -poke- "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine. In fact everything is just peachy" Syaoran replied, with the same crazed look.

"Oh no. Eriol, you made Syaoran go bonkers." Sakura was on the verge of tears.

"What?! But you were the one who started the bar-top dancing thing"

"Now, now. It was his hatred for you that set him off like that."

"Tomoyo, that is absolutely ridiculous." "Why is everything my fault?!"

"OH!" Sakura suddenly giggled. This seemed to snap Syaoran out of his reverie.

"Remember the time when Eriol..."

A/N: Read and Review. I wrote this piece just for fun. You can't blame me, I was terribly bored.

The first part of the story was something that Tomoyo recorded on tape and the CCS gang were reviewing it.

And this is just the beginning of... It's All Eriol's Fault.

Sorry to all those Eriol fans out there. Don't kill me. I really do like Eriol's character