A/N: I don't usually write these fics, but I needed to let off some serious steam so here goes.
Harry: I'm Harry Potter! polyjuice potions wears of and becomes Ginny.
Ginny: AAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!
Hermione: Oh dear, I read about this in a book. In a situation like this, you should either become Voldemort or make like a suicidal teenager....Now on page 984, paragraph 7 it suggested...
Ginny: chooses option 2 to escape Hermione
Hermione: I should be a shrink!!!!
Harry: This is the part where you walk away and leave us alone, Hermione.
Hermione: walks away happily
Ron: Yeah! She's gone! Let's have a celebration and let me ignore the fact that I secretly like Hermione and have not discovered my feelings for her yet. Or we could do that after I mourn over Ginny. Wait, I already did that in CoS, never mind! I guess now I'll ignore my feelings for Hermione...ignoring... First, being stupid as I am, I shall forget that she ever kissed me in Ootp!
Harry and Malfoy: SPOILER!!!
Ron: oops... he he, silly me! Let's celebrate now!
Hermione: comes back
Malfoy: screams and hides behind Harry's Firebolt Actually, I'm not the least bit scared of Hermione but am just doing Alfonso Cuaron's bidding cause he wanted me to be cowardly.
Hermione: I just remembered there wasn't a part in Ootp where I walk away happily and leave you guys alone.
Ron:....Yes there was
Hermione: WHAT?! YOU MEAN I OVER-READ IT? dies and joins Ginny
Screams can be heard from The Gates....
Ron: looks up in awe.
Malfoy: looks up in awe.
Harry: GRRR! YOU TOUCHED MY FIREBOLT! YOU'RE DEAD, MALFOY! starts chasing him and wacks at him with Firebolt
Malfoy: WAIT! I thought you didn't want me to touch your Firebolt!
Harry: Oh, right starts chasing with Malfoy's Nimbus Two-ThousandOne.
Malfoy: AAAAGHH! HARRY, YOU'RE NOT A MAD HOUSEWIFE!!
Harry: I'm not......? cries
Malfoy: awww.....that's ok pats Harry on back
Harry: Wait! What if we get married!?
Malfoy: YAY! GAY MARRIAGE!!!!!
Harry: wink
Malfoy: wink
Harry: wink
Malfoy: wink
Ron:wink
Harry and Malfoy glare at Ron.
Ron: ....sniff...
Hermione and Ginny return from the dead to join the celebration
Malfoy screams
Ron: NOO!
Hermione: I'm getting Chinese Fast Food for the celebration!
Ron: You're forgiven.
Harry: YAY! CHINESE!!
Cho: I'm Chinese!
Harry: Never mind
Cho: Waaah!...hic.
author kills off Cho but then she would be with Cedric and Sirius so she sends her off to Romania so that Charlie can feed her to dragons.
Cho: BYE!!!! waves at everybody as she leaves
Harry, Ron, Malfoy, Hermione, Ginny: BON VOYAGE!!!! blow kisses
Fred and George appear
Hermione: I go get Chinese!
Fred: seductively Could you get some orange chicken with that, Hermione?
Hermione: blank
Fred:....Never mind....grumbles...At least I'm still the hotter spotlight!
George: NO!NO!NO!...ok.
(a/n: The last two lines were dedicated to you, Meghan! Everyone else can just smile knowingly)
Hermione runs off to get back. Malfoy screams
Hermione: Holds corners of eyes up LOOK! I GOT CHINESE! LOVE ME, HARRY!
Harry: I WANT CHINESE FOOD!
Malfoy: LISTEN TO MRS. MALFOY!
Hermione:eek...ok runs off
Malfoy starts arguing with Harry
Malfoy: BUT I DON'T WANNA COOK! I WANNA BE THE FAT LAZY HUSBAND!!
Ginny: You can be my fat lazy husband!!!
Harry: no! he's mine! glares at Ginny
Ginny: Waah! I wanna go home!! runs back to The Gates.
Harry: where were we? oh yeah high pitched voice IF YOU DON'T COOK YOU CAN JUST STARVE!
George: But Hermione's bringing Chinese! You don't have to cook!
Malfoy: CAN'T A GUY PRACTICE GAY MARRIAGE IN PEACE? bawls
Harry: YOU MADE HIM CRY! I KILL YOU!
George: But Fred's the hotter spotlight!
Harry: Oh...right, sorry. kills Fred
George: WAAAH! luckily, I read Hermione's book about what to do in situations like this! becomes Voldemort
Harry: But I can kill you!
George: oh right...makes like a suicidal teenager and dies
Malfoy: Oh fun!
Pansy Parkinson: But I don't approve of Gay Marriage!
Harry: looks at Malfoy
Malfoy: looks at Harry
Harry: kills Pansy
Malfoy: YOU'RE A MURDERER! I WANT A DIVORCE!
Harry: sniff...kills himself
Malfoy: Oh great...Now I'm all alone!
Ron: No, YOU'RE NOT! YOU GOT MEEEEEEE!
Malfoy: Great kills himself I'm coming to you, Harry!!!
Ron: Now I'm all alone!
Hermione: comes back with Chinese Hey, where is everybody!?
Ron: kills himself
Hermione: Oh well, more Chinese for me! sits down on floor and helps herself to some egg rolls
Sirius, Cedric, Ginny, Malfoy, Harry, Fred, George, Pansy, and Ron start a game of Spin the Bottle at The Gates. Giggles can be heard
Hermione: I wanna play! runs to The Gates. wait for me guys! I got CHINEEEEEEEESE!
Everyone plays Spin The Bottle and eats Chinese
The End!
Harry: I'm Harry Potter! polyjuice potions wears of and becomes Ginny.
Ginny: AAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!
Hermione: Oh dear, I read about this in a book. In a situation like this, you should either become Voldemort or make like a suicidal teenager....Now on page 984, paragraph 7 it suggested...
Ginny: chooses option 2 to escape Hermione
Hermione: I should be a shrink!!!!
Harry: This is the part where you walk away and leave us alone, Hermione.
Hermione: walks away happily
Ron: Yeah! She's gone! Let's have a celebration and let me ignore the fact that I secretly like Hermione and have not discovered my feelings for her yet. Or we could do that after I mourn over Ginny. Wait, I already did that in CoS, never mind! I guess now I'll ignore my feelings for Hermione...ignoring... First, being stupid as I am, I shall forget that she ever kissed me in Ootp!
Harry and Malfoy: SPOILER!!!
Ron: oops... he he, silly me! Let's celebrate now!
Hermione: comes back
Malfoy: screams and hides behind Harry's Firebolt Actually, I'm not the least bit scared of Hermione but am just doing Alfonso Cuaron's bidding cause he wanted me to be cowardly.
Hermione: I just remembered there wasn't a part in Ootp where I walk away happily and leave you guys alone.
Ron:....Yes there was
Hermione: WHAT?! YOU MEAN I OVER-READ IT? dies and joins Ginny
Screams can be heard from The Gates....
Ron: looks up in awe.
Malfoy: looks up in awe.
Harry: GRRR! YOU TOUCHED MY FIREBOLT! YOU'RE DEAD, MALFOY! starts chasing him and wacks at him with Firebolt
Malfoy: WAIT! I thought you didn't want me to touch your Firebolt!
Harry: Oh, right starts chasing with Malfoy's Nimbus Two-ThousandOne.
Malfoy: AAAAGHH! HARRY, YOU'RE NOT A MAD HOUSEWIFE!!
Harry: I'm not......? cries
Malfoy: awww.....that's ok pats Harry on back
Harry: Wait! What if we get married!?
Malfoy: YAY! GAY MARRIAGE!!!!!
Harry: wink
Malfoy: wink
Harry: wink
Malfoy: wink
Ron:wink
Harry and Malfoy glare at Ron.
Ron: ....sniff...
Hermione and Ginny return from the dead to join the celebration
Malfoy screams
Ron: NOO!
Hermione: I'm getting Chinese Fast Food for the celebration!
Ron: You're forgiven.
Harry: YAY! CHINESE!!
Cho: I'm Chinese!
Harry: Never mind
Cho: Waaah!...hic.
author kills off Cho but then she would be with Cedric and Sirius so she sends her off to Romania so that Charlie can feed her to dragons.
Cho: BYE!!!! waves at everybody as she leaves
Harry, Ron, Malfoy, Hermione, Ginny: BON VOYAGE!!!! blow kisses
Fred and George appear
Hermione: I go get Chinese!
Fred: seductively Could you get some orange chicken with that, Hermione?
Hermione: blank
Fred:....Never mind....grumbles...At least I'm still the hotter spotlight!
George: NO!NO!NO!...ok.
(a/n: The last two lines were dedicated to you, Meghan! Everyone else can just smile knowingly)
Hermione runs off to get back. Malfoy screams
Hermione: Holds corners of eyes up LOOK! I GOT CHINESE! LOVE ME, HARRY!
Harry: I WANT CHINESE FOOD!
Malfoy: LISTEN TO MRS. MALFOY!
Hermione:eek...ok runs off
Malfoy starts arguing with Harry
Malfoy: BUT I DON'T WANNA COOK! I WANNA BE THE FAT LAZY HUSBAND!!
Ginny: You can be my fat lazy husband!!!
Harry: no! he's mine! glares at Ginny
Ginny: Waah! I wanna go home!! runs back to The Gates.
Harry: where were we? oh yeah high pitched voice IF YOU DON'T COOK YOU CAN JUST STARVE!
George: But Hermione's bringing Chinese! You don't have to cook!
Malfoy: CAN'T A GUY PRACTICE GAY MARRIAGE IN PEACE? bawls
Harry: YOU MADE HIM CRY! I KILL YOU!
George: But Fred's the hotter spotlight!
Harry: Oh...right, sorry. kills Fred
George: WAAAH! luckily, I read Hermione's book about what to do in situations like this! becomes Voldemort
Harry: But I can kill you!
George: oh right...makes like a suicidal teenager and dies
Malfoy: Oh fun!
Pansy Parkinson: But I don't approve of Gay Marriage!
Harry: looks at Malfoy
Malfoy: looks at Harry
Harry: kills Pansy
Malfoy: YOU'RE A MURDERER! I WANT A DIVORCE!
Harry: sniff...kills himself
Malfoy: Oh great...Now I'm all alone!
Ron: No, YOU'RE NOT! YOU GOT MEEEEEEE!
Malfoy: Great kills himself I'm coming to you, Harry!!!
Ron: Now I'm all alone!
Hermione: comes back with Chinese Hey, where is everybody!?
Ron: kills himself
Hermione: Oh well, more Chinese for me! sits down on floor and helps herself to some egg rolls
Sirius, Cedric, Ginny, Malfoy, Harry, Fred, George, Pansy, and Ron start a game of Spin the Bottle at The Gates. Giggles can be heard
Hermione: I wanna play! runs to The Gates. wait for me guys! I got CHINEEEEEEEESE!
Everyone plays Spin The Bottle and eats Chinese
The End!