Hello world! My name is yuuri Shibuya and I am a 15 year old high school student who one day got flushed down the toilet! Then… suddenly I was in another world… that looked like the Alps. People were talking funny… then suddenly this guy appeared on a horse and then I could understand everything that everyone is saying. I was saved by this dood… then was almost molested by some flying horny skeletons… and then I find out that I'm the demon king of Troy? Oh, yeah and I was always constantly getting chased by these slutty men and women… and I also bitch slapped this HOT blonde dood… and got engaged to him… and then I dropped this butter knife and when I picked it up… I had to duel him in a baseball game… then I felt turned on by how smexy he was so then I stripped off my shirt… but sadly I wasn't able to take off my pants and black leather G-string so I could do him right there… but I couldn't because then my skitso frania had taken over and turned me even more sexy… and tried to kill my hot fiancée… then like about 3 days later I wake up in a bed and I find out that I HAVE BEEN IN A FUCKING COMA FOR THREE WHOLE GOD DAMNED DAYS!!!!!! ….yaoi…Wolfram…in my bed…with…legs…spead…out…drools a flood and tries to jack off umm… OMG!!! I had just remembered that I was telling you my "wonderful" life story… and I was DEFINITALLY not fantasizing anything perverted about my extremely HOT and SEXY fiancée having some nice hot gay butt smex with me in kinky bondage!!! coughs Okay… I feel so bored… starts painting my toenails with pink nail polish WTF... am I doing? This looks like something that wolfram would do… so anyways in the end… Gunter: Um, your majesty… your strippers are here. OMFG YA IT'S A WILD SEX PARTY WOOT!!!XD strips naked while wearing the black leather G-string and dances to sexy back Okay then back to the story!!! In the end I was married to Wolfram, became king dee dee dee, and wrote a 160 paged book on how to read manga along with a sequal to it!! …………THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I'm serious.