Heyyyyyyyyyyy, everybody! Pikmin in Hyrule here, saying this is my first fanfic song! I hope you enjoy! It's kinda sloppy, though….. I made it up on the spot…. Well, whatever. Enjoy!
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I rule over the pikmin with an iron fist,
I shall command them and not let them resist.
If they don't obey me, I'll send them off to die.
Especially if they do not get me my pumpkin pie.
The pikmin are my bodyguards, defending me til' they drop.
But I don't care, as long as I live, so I'll continue to shop.
They make me rich, and I respect that.
But their putrid backs, I won't dare pat.
Who cares if they love me, that don't mean squat.
I'm the important one, they can die on the spot.
I can't wait to get home, and keep all this treasure.
The pikmin are like slaves, and much to my pleasure.
I hate the pikmin, those rotten plants.
But without them I couldn't afford my own pants.
And when I get home, then they will mean nothing.
I love only my treasure, it's my only something.
That's all I have to say, so I bid you ado.
Now don't bother me, or I will sue you!
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Yeahhhhhh... my first fanfic that's song. Not too great, but hey, I'm a noob. Personally, I like writing song fanfictions, and I'll probably be making more! Bye now!