Number one!
Pein and Konan rested on the couch, gazing in each others eyes, when Tobi bursts in.
"Tobi is a good boy, so can Tobi have a car?"
Pein and Konan look at each other and shout simutanulsly "NO!" Tobi crying, runs out.
"Finally, were alone" Pein said sighing and leaning in for a kiss. But before their lips touched, Hidan came storming in.
"Pein, do something about that f****** b******* Kakuza!"
Pein (who wants to kill Hidan) gritted his teeth "Why?" he asked strained.
"He went in my room, and sold my scyth on ebay!"
"Damn! Tell Itachi to sort it, leave us alone!"
Hidan grumbling curses storms out.
"Where was we?" Konan says, Pein smiles and puts his arm around her waist when kisame walks in.
"Hi guys, i was just-" But Kisame stopped talking when he sees Pein shooting daggers at him "I'll err come back later" and walks out. As soon as Kisame walks out, Sasori walks in.
"OMG what do you want?" Pein said throwing a pillow at Sasori.
"Sorry if i was interrupting anything. But Pein, Zetsu has just ate Deidara"
Pein puts his face in his palm. "Well go tell him, if he doesn't spit him out he wont have any more meat. Ever!" Sasori nods and walks out.
Pein looks at Konan, she looks at him.
"Pein, shall we just go out?"
"Sure, leaving them alone for a few minutes wouldnt hurt right?
When Pein and Konan got back, the Akatsuki hideout was wrecked, Peins car was smashed up, Zetsu had eaten Sasori and Tobi, Deidara decided he wanted to be a pretty princess for the day and decorated a tree with ribbens and Itachi became blind.
THE END.
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