I do not own Final Fantasy 7 or any of the characters in it so please don't sue me.
Aeris: Is the fic going to start now?
Author: Just a sec
Aeris: Why?
Author: I'm still deciding who gets to bone you in this fic.
Aeris: I get boned!!!?
Author: Yeah, of course you will, don't you want to be?
Aeris: Well yeah but it depends on who is going to be doing the boning.
Author: Any preferences?
Aeris: hmmmmmm, well, not Cid or Bungenhagen.
Author: How about Vincent?
Aeris: As long as vampire boy doesn't drink my blood.
Author: Ok Vincent it is then.
Aeris: But now there's no excitement.
Author: Why?
Aeris: Because I know that he'll be the one boning me!
( Vincent appears in a puff of smoke)
Vincent: Do I have to bone her?
Aeris: what's wrong with me?
Vincent: Well.um.
Aeris: (offended) What?!! Would you rather have Tifa?!! Stupid bastard!!
Vincent: No, No , its just id rather have (trails off).
Aeris: WHO???!!! Goddammit!!
Vincent: Cid.
Aeris: Oh! Oh god that's kinda weird , wait a sec, didn't you already sleep with Yuffie.?
Vincent: Hell no!! Shes only 16! And very flat chested!
Aeris: Ok then, sorry.
Author: Can we start the fic now?
Aeris: Who's boning me now?
Author: No one at this rate!
Aeris: I'll go find someone!!
(a few minutes later)
Aeris: (blushing) I..
Author: What?
Aeris: Well the only one who'd bone me was Sephiroth.
Author: But he kills you in the main story.
Sephiroth: Yes I do don't I, sorry about that sweetie.
(Aeris blushes)
Author: Oh crap!
Aeris: What?
Author: We took way too long , there's no room for the fic!
Sephiroth: Damn, and I was so looking forward to getting myself some of that pert Cetra ass.
(Aeris blushes again)
Author: Never mind, you two can hump as much as you want, go ahead.
Aeris: Ohhh! Goody!
Author: I probobly shouldn't watch this.
( Sephiroth starts to kiss Aeris)
Author: I'll leave you two to it then.
Author: yeah I know that was stupid, but I need some more inspiration, If you R&R Ill do some more Aeris&Sephiroth stuff.