What Is This.
By Trag
Introduction
I always thought it would be funny to write a story about Remus and Sirius finding a computer and reading what people had written about them. Now, in a moment of boredom, yet insane genius, I have!
Disclaimer
I do not own Sirius or Remus, or any other character or thing remotely related to the Harry Potter Series. All of it belongs to J.K. Rowling. I am claiming nothing! I don't own fanfiction.net either.
What Is This.
Oh no! Padfoot and Moony have once again, through the magical forces of pen and paper, come to life.and they have found my computer.
"Allright," I said, going to school, yet desperately wanting to stay, "You can use it, but please.don't do anything that would mortally disrupt the world. I'll be back in. 6 hours." I concluded, looking at my watch and groaning. With that I left the room.
"Now," Sirius said, smiling mischievously at his friend, "We will explore the one vital connection to the whole of the muggle world!"
Remus laughed, "Where should we go.and.how?" he noticed, suddenly frowning, thoughtfully.
"Well.er.you.are smarter than me, so go ahead and figure it out!" Sirius replied, shoving Remus in front of the luminous screen.
Remus gave Sirius a weird look, and then began to look over the screen. ".Fanfiction.net, unleash your imagination and free your soul.look at my teen cam now.aha, search, I think we type something here we want to find."
He typed: How to rid yourself of an old black dog.SEARCH
"Wait just a minute, you old WOLF!" Sirius said, pushing Remus out of the way, "I want to look up something interesting. I got it! I hear that we're pretty famous in the muggle world."
He typed: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.SEARCH
They skimmed down the list of results.
"That one," Remus said, pointing one out. It read: Sirius/Lupin ("Why do they always refer to me as my last name?")
They began to read what happened to be a very pornographic and, in their case, insulting story.
"What is this?" Sirius yelled, eyes wide.
"You know what this is Padfoot? It's what happens when books go unpublished, and people get drunk." Remus replied.
THE END
Introduction
I always thought it would be funny to write a story about Remus and Sirius finding a computer and reading what people had written about them. Now, in a moment of boredom, yet insane genius, I have!
Disclaimer
I do not own Sirius or Remus, or any other character or thing remotely related to the Harry Potter Series. All of it belongs to J.K. Rowling. I am claiming nothing! I don't own fanfiction.net either.
What Is This.
Oh no! Padfoot and Moony have once again, through the magical forces of pen and paper, come to life.and they have found my computer.
"Allright," I said, going to school, yet desperately wanting to stay, "You can use it, but please.don't do anything that would mortally disrupt the world. I'll be back in. 6 hours." I concluded, looking at my watch and groaning. With that I left the room.
"Now," Sirius said, smiling mischievously at his friend, "We will explore the one vital connection to the whole of the muggle world!"
Remus laughed, "Where should we go.and.how?" he noticed, suddenly frowning, thoughtfully.
"Well.er.you.are smarter than me, so go ahead and figure it out!" Sirius replied, shoving Remus in front of the luminous screen.
Remus gave Sirius a weird look, and then began to look over the screen. ".Fanfiction.net, unleash your imagination and free your soul.look at my teen cam now.aha, search, I think we type something here we want to find."
He typed: How to rid yourself of an old black dog.SEARCH
"Wait just a minute, you old WOLF!" Sirius said, pushing Remus out of the way, "I want to look up something interesting. I got it! I hear that we're pretty famous in the muggle world."
He typed: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.SEARCH
They skimmed down the list of results.
"That one," Remus said, pointing one out. It read: Sirius/Lupin ("Why do they always refer to me as my last name?")
They began to read what happened to be a very pornographic and, in their case, insulting story.
"What is this?" Sirius yelled, eyes wide.
"You know what this is Padfoot? It's what happens when books go unpublished, and people get drunk." Remus replied.
THE END