I don't own Naruto. I do know Purple Panda energy drink though! Please read!
"Jiraiya, stop staring at those girls and train me!" Naruto cried loud enough that the girls on the other side of the hedges heard him. Quickly they ran away and went back to their hotels. "Naruto!" Jiraiya screamed so loudly Naruto tipped over, "I was researching for my new book, Steaming Hot Make Out Paradise six!" the old, wise, perverted Sage sighed What am I going to do with Naruto? Jiraiya got an idea. This is going to be hilarious! "Naruto, I have this drink for you!" He handed a can to Naruto.
"Purple Panda Energy Drink," Naruto read the can, "How will this help me?"
"This drink allows you to…release high amounts of Chakra." Jiraiya lied
"So, I just drink it?"
"Yes, Naruto, drink it!" he replied, "actually have the whole six-pack!"
"Thanks Jiraiya!" Naruto grabbed the six-pack and started chugging them down. While Jiraiya went back to watching, young women swim.
Soon, Naruto was buzzing with the effects of the energy drink. "Jir-jir-jri-aiya! Can we train now!" Naruto ran up a nearby tree and jumped down.
"Naruto, we're done for today go home." Naruto started jumping in place
"Aww..." Naruto cried he ran over the river and into town.
"Sakura!" Naruto saw his team member, "How are you? You look happy! Why are you happy? It probably has to do with Sasuke! How is Sasuke? He's probably bored! So what are you up to? It looks like your shopping! Are you shopping? What are you shopping for?" Naruto continued to chatter on this for about thirty minutes. Sakura was trying hard at first not to burst into laughter. However, after the first five minutes Naruto's rambling got annoying. "Naruto! Are you okay?" She finally cried interrupting him.
"Well, I guess I am depending on what you define as okay! That was rude to interrupt! You know that's rude right? Right, Sakura? Right?" Sakura finally couldn't take it anymore in a desperate attempt to save her sanity she slapped Naruto across the face.
"Ouch." Naruto cried a can of Purple Panda rolled out of his jacket.
"Purple Panda Energy Drink!" Sakura cried read the label, "Who gave this to you?"
"Jiraiya gave it to me!" Naruto cried, "Why did you want to know."
"No, reason." Sakura lied. Pleased Naruto spotted Hinata and ran off to annoy her.
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"Jiraiya!" Sakura yelled, "Why did you give Naruto an Energy drink?"
"I thought it would be funny, and it was!" Jiraiya snapped; Sakura interrupted his reach.
"Funny!" Sakura screamed, "You pervert! Do you know how annoying he was!" with this Sakura started attacking Jiraiya. And not even he could defeat Sakura when she was mad.
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