Do You Want To Get Married?

by ChibiOliver

Belarus decided she wanted to sing to Russia for him to marry him. (Poor Russia)

I decided to type a quick short story. This is is my first crossover and parody. Please control your fangirls as you read. I do not own Frozen or Hetalia.

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"Big Brother?" Said a young Belarus. She scratched on the door three times. "Do you want to get married? Come on the church is full. you never come out the door, come out the door. Its like you hate me! We used to be great lovers and now now where not. I wish you would love me so! Do you want to get married? It doesn't have to be legal!" Belarus sang to her big brother, Russia.

While Russia heard the song, he was scared for his life. They weren't even lovers at all! He doesn't want to get married, especially not illegally.

"Go away, Little sister" He yelled at her.

"Ok, but your mine!" She sang and hissed. Seriously, his sister was creepy.

Belarus was now a teenager and she still wanted to marry Russia. She ran to his door and scratched on it three times.

"Do you want to get married? Or have fun in your room? I think your company is overdue. I stated our wedding list! America is not invited! It gets a little lonely, without you. Just wearing my wedding dress. Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me!" Belarus said outside his door, trying to pick the lock.

Russia was holding the door close so Belarus couldn't enter. He starts to freak out, but his older sister, Ukraine, saved him. Ukraine tells Belarus he is tired from paper work and to leave him alone. Thankfully, Belarus believed her and she whispered one last thing.

"Marry me, Big Brother."

Ukraine was forced to leave and Russia knew he couldn't handle Belarus any longer. He decided to call for reinforcement, but as he finished his phone call, he heard a long loud scratch on his door.

"Big Brother? Please, I know you're in their. Countries are asking where you've say go to Russia, But I'm trying to; please I want to marry you. Just let me in. We only need each other. Just you and me. I know what we need to do. Do you want to get married?" Belarus sang.

After she finished singing, she heard the noise of a helicopter in Russia's room. She breaks his door down with one hard push and sees Russia escaping through his window with America. Russia looked at Belarus and sang,

"No thanks, Bye!"

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That was a quick parody. Thank you for reading and please check out my other story, Italy's Dark Secret.

Hasta la pasta~ ChibiOliver